#Toilet

Nick Hern Books

NickHernBooks

What’s Fleabag up to in lockdown, that’s what we want to know. Has she furloughed herself from the cafe? Is she using her daily allocation of outside exercise? Is she

Pé

4everNeverTrump

The consumer/commercial supply chain imbalance is creating artificial shortages; there should be a coordinated national effort to redirect necessities to consumer outlets instead of having them destroyed.If we had actual

American 🇺🇸 Purrl

AmericanPurrl

I understand people being upset about the idea of everyone going back to work before the coronavirus crisis has passed. I get the fear it'll make things worse. However...I'm technically

Danny Deraney

DannyDeraney

Tell me something from when you were a kid that this generation would not understand. That there was a man in a sports coat with a a sailor cap, on

Lianne🦋

lili808

My toilet paper—a short story. 1/20 You may have heard about some hoarding of toilet paper that started in Hawaiʻi, oh back at the beginning of March or so. This

AWKWAFINA

awkwafina

Twitter is the toxic boyfriend that cooks a big ass meal that u don’t even like and doesn’t clean anything afterward. Then it yells at you and tells you you

David Lat

DavidLat

Richard Rose, rest in peace. The 37-year-old Ohio man condemned the "hype" over #COVID19 on social media and declared he would "not buy a f**king mask." He died of #COVID

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ethanfromreddit

every nigga put they dick in the toilet paper roll once ladies if you see this it never makes it all the way

Geoff Schwartz

geoffschwartz

The Panthers select Geoff Schwartz, OT from Oregon ... cut to a graphic ...When Geoff Schwartz was 13 yrs old, he had a poop attack so severe on the way

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cIegane

just rewatched the blackwater scene and on god i fully nearly started crying on the toilet . this isn’t a joke this is my life just reread sansa vii acok

James long

jalong2006

@girl_tinder got something quite amusing to tell you...Today whilst at work (on a building site) I needed the loo,so off I went, like most blokes i went on twitter whilst

Laura Tamblyn Watts

ltamblynwatts

Thinking of taking your loved one out of #longtermcare during the #covid19 ? There is *no easy answer*. But here are few things to think about: 1) Do they need

Chip Spoonts

ChipSpoonts

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I'm glad you asked...12:05 pm: It's time. You shotgun a 10 oz bottle like it's a lukewarm PBR and you

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playinprogress

So, over the next couple of days I will be tweeting some of my nursing home experiences & thoughts. A heads up because they need all the trigger warnings -

QuantInFinance

QuantInFinance

This will be one of these posts in which I try to be as brutally honest as possible. By now I know that these are not the engagement catchers as

Ideal Home

idealhome

10 genius hacks you’ve got to try if you’re planning a big home clean this weekendA thread... 1. Get your kitchen sparkling with the simple hack fans are calling cleaning