@girl_tinder got something quite amusing to tell you...
Today whilst at work (on a building site) I needed the loo,so off I went, like most blokes i went on twitter whilst sat on the toilet and was scrolling through, got to you reading out the text message story...

Couldn’t get the volume to work so just read it anyway, (quite amusing by the way) when I’d finished i went back into the the room I was working in to see 2 very confused carpenters. the reason it hadn’t worked was because it had been playing on the Bluetooth radio in the room..