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Friday Night Pick Em. #Halloween Edition.Nerds, Skittles, Sour Patch Kids or Twizzlers.One has to go. Which do you pick? The answer is Twizzlers because I am not a monster.

Using a gif, what is the best Television comedy of all time?

Using a gif, what was the first concert you ever went to? The show included a laser unicorn prancing in the background. #aisupplyAnd poor @airsupplysinger had a broken arm if

If you want to save the @USPS, everybody buy one packet of stamps this week. https://store.usps.com/store/results/stamps/_/N-9y93lv?utm_medium=search&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=evergreenps&utm_content=e332_eese&gclsrc=aw.ds&&a

Tell me something from when you were a kid that this generation would not understand. That there was a man in a sports coat with a a sailor cap, on

Take two famous movie lines and combine them into one. You are going to need a bigger boat they cannot refuse. After all, tomorrow is another make my day.