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Third Row Tesla Podcast
thirdrowtesla
What a waste of taxpayer money. Might as well start raiding the treasury to make toilet paper for everyone.https://twitter.com/cnbc/status/1253020957192728579 hydrogen cars are for morons
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Nick Douglas
toomuchnick
Actually it has aged perfectlyhttps://twitter.com/bundleofstixx/status/1247298591229689858 Later in this thread (!) he seems to say that true Chapo fans love cloth toilet paper. I think that's more of a Cumtown thing
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quarantine tash
tashaawood153
I didn’t get a chance to share this with y’all, but Britt and I were stuck inside the apartment for a week together and these are the quotes that indeed
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🌶 Caitlin Spice 🌶
CateSpice
“Welcome to the great trans debate! On the affirmative side we have a triple PHD biologist, a trans celebrity, and a trans clinician with 20yrs experience.On the opposition we have
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Paul Levene
PaulLevene
Please can we stop the nonsense about the so called risk of ‘Self ID’ - what difference could it possibly make? Are we introducing legal document or even physical checks
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Dustin D. Thede
DDThede
This morning, I went to the bathroom and noticed the toilet paper roll was empty. So after breakfast, my girlfriend and I chatted about our expectations for shared household chores.i.e.
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LUVERN0N
seventeen as people you meet in public restrooms, a thread SCOUPS- really nice to you- if you’re crying he’s the type of person to ask if you’re ok and if
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wint
dril
@McDonalds i have an a 1 million dollar idea that will pull your failing company directly out of the toilet. hear me out. @McDonalds all right. so first off we
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Juliet, Dumbass 🦋
Horus_ROB
im going to punch supermarkets in the dick i worked in a supermarket, trust me, they DO have dicks and theyre really bad dicks too one time i left my
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#CRC2021 Olaleye oluwafemi spreading
pfemiolaleye
10 things that will happen at the rapture Thread . The rapture is simply the believer putting on immortality. Mortality is swallowed up by immortality. So here are ten things
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Paul Seligman
PaulMSeligman
Why are our lobby journalists so appallingly bad at cross-examination, never asking the tough questions?What about- Mr Cummings, Were you or your wife at any time in an enclosed space
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Squirreltopia Wildlife Rescue and Sanctuary
SquirreltopiaWR
I ran out on a call, and when I got home...I really, really, really had to pee. I know, TMI, but it's the story. So I ran to the bathroom,
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Mave | Doppo's anemic schlong
dopposgf
as I promise, MTR as toilet paper because i have nothing better to do Jakurai Jinguji Hifumi Izanami Doppo Kannonzaka
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东北虎↺
winrenult
RENJUN X BATHROOM RENJUN GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF FILMING the day he reenacted his younger self getting stuck in the toilet and we got renjun toilent
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Dave Rapoza
DaveRapoza
on the day my uncle died, my dad, learning of it, had a heart attack & passed away, I heard the news on a toilet in Germany from a text,
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Al Jazeera English
AJEnglish
THREADIt's #MenstrualHygieneDay!Whether it's a lack of access to hygienic menstrual products, or persisting taboos and stigmas, women and girls, especially the world's poorest are deeply affected by their periods.Here are
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