#Toilet

Martha Crawford

shrinkthinks

A three month lockdown, half of small businesses shuttered never to reopen, 40 million people unemployed, a measly $1200 in "relief," millions more facing brutal medical bills, rent, food, etc.

Shane Mauss

shanecomedy

If any good comes of this, please let it be automatic doors in public bathrooms. I've always wanted those handicap buttons on walls to be on floors in public bathrooms

Jason Lukehart

JasonLukehart

I just walked in on my 3-year-old playing the harmonica while sitting on the toilet. I can’t think of anything to better capture the time we’re living through. The moment

Royal Academy

royalacademy

Tell us about the art in your toilet as though you are a curator. In hindsight, 'bathrooms' would have been a better word for it.

Natalie Buske Thomas

buske_natalie

Ha, I got this right!(I got an A in Economics in college)Let me explain- I'll add that in a reply.https://twitter.com/buske_natalie/status/1245730352980787202 >>average household will use 40% more toilet paper than usual

Liam Philipson

lrphilipson

lol they just came right out and said “the whole animation industry is a pedo club” anyway the dumbest thing about this whole situation is people defending it like drawing

Chris Chard

Vic_Arious

The moment I realised Dave Taylor might not be a true rugby league professional was when I saw him cruising through Burleigh Woolworths with a trolley containing approx 36 rolls

LJT 🟥

liamteer

Starting this thread to collect examples of reports like this because it's a bugger finding them when cocky TRAs insist women - the fucking terf bitches that they are! -

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Mloose_

Me pretending to be a woman so I don’t get recruited for war When the generals catch me hiding in the men’s toilet

Max Rushden

maxrushden

What's the MOST ALERT you've ever been? I was pretty alert when my toilet fell off the wall mid-movement back in 2018

shark girl and lava boy

han_liddle

my landlord was nice and let me clean two of her houses for exchange for rent payment, BUT IF I KNEW THAT I WOULD BE CLEANING A FRAT PARTY HOUSE

han✨IN生 𖧵

sweetnctea

Yuta as characters from animes i watched/am watching, a thread This is just characters that he reminds me of btw!!! Dio brando from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Minamoto Kou from Toilet

Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis

KendraWrites

I had a conversation with a friend in a place Covid-19 is just beginning to emerge and it felt like... like I was having a conversation through a time machine.

Jon Taylor

jonnalism_uk

Someone coughed at school dropoff this morning and one of the mums did the “Quarantine!” joke.We laughed, but in 2-3 weeks, the mum will be painting a red cross on

Obianuju💕

Ujupinkie

I wanted to share this yesterday but I didn't find the time to do the thread. So here it isPlease read and retweet....Living in Nigeria is really difficult especially for

Todd Turner

turnernet

Seriously thinking I should just tweet about dealing with broken stuff around the house since that occupies 80% of my non-work hours. The struggle is real.https://youtu.be/AbSehcT19u0 The microwave just blew