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abba_zack
Do you have a Water System Toilet: please Do this to prevent Snakes from slithering into your Toilet.Snakes are the Most sleeky reptiles I have ever seen,they virtually can
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BassieHuma
argg peeing during in winter is the worst.it goes from dreaming shout going to the toilet cause your mind knowsyou're too stubborn to wake up.then you wake up and fight
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Blishy
#ToiletPaperChronicles today at the store, they were bringing out a whole pallet of Angel Soft toilet paper. The good stuff...I happened to be walking by at just the right
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marisa kabas
MarisaKabas
here’s a fun “only in a pandemic” story: we’re running low on toilet paper at my parents’ house. supposedly have a shipment coming any day now, but it’s stuck somewhere
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resident rep. carmen 🍑
novemberschopin
Ok Im gonna make a room update thread: #ACNH - I now have a kitchen! sold my soul for an ironwood kitchenette (still don’t have the recipes for the
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Medo
Mediostability
The four most common shits an average person has in his or her lifetime. A thread. 1. The under-shit: The one where you leave the toilet knowing you could have
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Jamil Zaki
zakijam
I'm late to this article, but it sheds light on a reflex psychologists (myself included!) should watch out for: assuming large trends can be explained by individuals' thoughts and feelings.(1/3)https://marker.medium.com/what-everyones-getting
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tezu @ cms
tezuchu
my glutes are so sore from toilet squats (bc housemate always leaves mystery dark streaks on the toilet seat and I've given up cleaning after it every time) my
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MR
rydermc
A little thread about a LUCKY couple and their young child in the age of lockdown:“I think we should drive to my parents in Durham with little Alex?”“Really? We’ve both
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Andrew Kniss 🌱
WyoWeeds
Toilet AI that identifies you by your butthole. Which means somewhere out there is a grad student who had to stare at buttholes to create the training set and validation
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Chuck Wendig
ChuckWendig
It’s okay that you’re not okay. That’s not your brain misfiring. Your response is that you’re not okay because things are very much not okay. I’m not okay. You’re not
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DrOlufunmilayo
There is NOTHING like “Toilet Infection”. There is NO such medical diagnosis at all.What you call “toilet infection” is usually a urine infection or an STD.The chances of you catching
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DeplorableShy🇺🇸❤️
BannedDeplorab1
When it comes to toilet paper, I am an over, not an under. My mom knows this. I’ve told her I don’t like the toilet paper being placed like that.
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chal the friendly pal
cchaaal
rating places i cried at: a thread my room:my room is the most place i often cry at and im used to the whole experience tbh id still rate it
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Rae Swain Page (WIP 2,586/90k)
kraeraenyeh
Stepping on ripped toilet paper/paper towels/ tissues in public places+bathrooms. Yep. It's VERY weird. Is there a name for this? No clue if I have some repressed memory or trauma
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ThePyratez Kydd
aNaughtyAngel
Never ever trust a Man who doesn’t Drink, because he’s probably a self-righteous sort, a Man who thinks he knows Right from Wrong all times. Some Men who don't Drink
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