#Toilet

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RLCheeks

Smoking weed my first time. THREAD Got a piece of ream paper and rolled died weed leaves in. Got my lighter, and went to the toilet to take a shit.

Habib Miah

HabibMiah_

Just had a weird throwback Thursday to when I was moving houses 5 years ago, a thread: Imagine right, I was living in the attic and it had a en-suite.

LilOhCho🇬🇺

LilOhCho

Story time. We got this stall in the ladies room at work that doesn’t lock. The door was hung just bout less than a half inch too far away for

andre

andrejoseph88

Risking a grocery trip Ok fuck this line outside the store lol Acquired toilet paper. My asshole is saved.

Jasmine JB

jasmine_tjb

So today I was cleaning my bathroom, I came up with several lessons in life that is pretty much relatable to washing that toilet bowl and other parts of the

iBd

beenjammin8486

You know when the paper crisis emerged. That should’ve been the time the MSM pivoted. The real MSM that is, so; excluding Fox & OAN cuz they’ve drawn their line

Stoke-on-Trent CC

SoTCityCouncil

We've found the most ADORABLE #lockdownuk video ever! It's from Kate, of @GladstoneMuseum , teaching her little boy to throw a pot . The full version + other Gladstone

Samia Rashid

drsamiarashid

Please follow this thread to understand the nuances of what now has become a sensationalised news item. Government Medical College Srinagar has a dedicated COVID hospital at Chest Diseases Hospital

Captain Saivuhjoe

TheFabledFelon

Yall spit on yall toilet paper before yall wipe yall ass? the fucc is your problem nigga?

PopMatics

PopMaticsProf

Say it w/ me, “#Math isn’t a worksheet. #Mathematics is real life. I will not be bored to death and I won’t fear my #student/child into learning it.” If you’re

jewish subterfuge ☭

bennykoval

WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW VALUABLE THIS SHIT IS RIGHT NOW?!?!?! OKAY SO I STOPPED HANGING THE TOILET PAPER OFF OF THE ROLL AND LEFT IT

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cumdumpbabymin

Humiliation, Dehumanisation, objectification, dumbification, feminization, piss play, pet play, cockage, human toilet, nosehook, cockwarming, overstim, exhibitionism, fisting. Minnie means a lot to his beloved boyfriends. Sure he's got a heavenly

Jerzey

jerzey11011

Today, I get to play plumber. Anybody know how to change a toilet bowl handle? How hard can this be?? And no, that’s not what she said. Welp. Step

🕊 mel

jschlattVODS

i’m becoming a weeb. recommend me anime’s to watch please i’ve watchedMy Hero AcademiaThe Seven Deadly SinsToilet-Bound Hanako-kunDanganronpaand also i guess pokemon if that counts + ghost stories (kinda just

nora

lesbyeeun

user @/seungwanmarrym expose thread glittery toilet paper makes her horny end of thread

Laura Norkin

inLaurasWords

A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew? I