The Panthers select Geoff Schwartz, OT from Oregon ...
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When Geoff Schwartz was 13 yrs old, he had a poop attack so severe on the way to the bowling alley, his mom had to stop at the gas station for him. 45 minutes later, he was done. Overcame adversity

So about 10 years ago I had a poop attack on an airplane as we were landing. I was on the toilet as we landed. A few years later, I made some joke about a poop attack and someone tweeted me like “I know what you did on that airplane”. True story. I didn’t know what to say.