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Lauren Hough
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Since a lot of y'all are new here, let's talk about snitch-tagging. The first thing and really all you need to know is don't fucking do it. But here's why.
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It’s 1:46am and I could go to sleep but Netflix has suggested Chasing Amy, the movie I will never forgive Kevin Smith, Ben Affleck, and the 90s for creating. Im
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These British fuckers are doing “American style” pies and it’s pissing me off Key lime pie is perfect and this motherfucker’s adding ginger Oh my fucking god sour cherries in
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My neighbors have friends over. Multiple friends. A full house of friends. Friends who say, “I have a friend who’s a doctor and he says it’s not even in austin.
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Sometimes I forget that suddenly everyone is on twitter all the time, then someone says “spirit animal” and I’m like, lol. Good luck on twitter dot com, buddy. But you
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They could’ve emailed me is all I’m saying.https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/13/t-magazine/butch-stud-lesbian.html I realized I’ve accomplished absolutely nothing but I am popular on Twitter. (I’m only mad if they got to keep the jackets.)
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I can’t sleep but it turns out I’ve never seen the big Lebowski and that’s supposed to be good so maybe I’ll do that. Oh 1998. That’s why I’ve never
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The psychopath spawn of my dad’s wife who calls himself a chef takes pictures of food(?) and I call this entry aspic of armadillo penis with slugs. They’re all like
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I got way too stoned yesterday and was talking to a friend on Houseparty and this ex popped up, from like 7yrs ago. (This fucking pandemic.) But, stoned. So I
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Depression insomnia is cool because you’re not going to sleep because you know you’ll wake up tomorrow and everything will feel okay for about 2mins. Then you’ll remember and it’ll
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I lost 100 followers because I shit on astrology and while I am upset about it because I’m an overly sensitive Pisces, I can just get high because I’m also
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I’m not watching the “briefing” until reporters stop fucking around with this dog and pony show and start screaming WHAT THE FUCK AMERICANS ARE FUCKING DYING Every goddamn day it’s
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