The psychopath spawn of my dad’s wife who calls himself a chef takes pictures of food(?) and I call this entry aspic of armadillo penis with slugs.
They’re all like this. This, being wolf meat stew with bandaids.
Metacarpals of badger in ketchup reduction.
Braised squirrel ribs, in cat vomit.
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