I can’t sleep but it turns out I’ve never seen the big Lebowski and that’s supposed to be good so maybe I’ll do that.

Oh 1998. That’s why I’ve never seen it. I was busy that year.

I had to pay to rent it. I swear to Christ if you guys have been lying this whole time.

Has anyone asked Sam Elliot to read books to us right now? I could probably sleep if Sam read to me. I would listen to that man read twilight and I would like it. But he wouldn’t read twilight. Because Sam Elliot is good.

Oh it’s a movie about when we finally get to leave our houses!

That was a pandemic joke.

I’m not live tweeting this because I’m very stoned and don’t want to. But I do want to say that Jeff Bridges has had a surprisingly successful acting career for a guy whose tongue is too fat to fit in his mouth.

Oh no. I miss Phil Hoffman. (That’s what I call him. Phil.)
It’s good that saying “it really tied the room together” is objectively funny so I’ve been smiling when you said it anyway and didn’t have to deal with “OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT SEE THE BIG LEBOWSKI?!?? THE DUDE??!?”

Okay I got to the nihilist joke and y’all were correct this is a very funny movie so I’m gonna make some popcorn and hit the bong again.

Hey was Jeff the Bridges that was in starman? That movie was HUGE in the cult. I should watch that again.

(Any movie with a plot where you have to listen to the possibly crazy man or alien, or according to their interpretation, angel.)

I had to pause it cause I accidentally looked at my mentions and someone said it was based on true events, during the magic carpet scene, and I was fucking wheezing

I don’t care. There is literally nothing less interesting than movie trivia.

WHY IS THERE A FERRET. JESUS CHRIST.