I’m not watching the “briefing” until reporters stop fucking around with this dog and pony show and start screaming WHAT THE FUCK AMERICANS ARE FUCKING DYING
Every goddamn day it’s the same self-congratulatory bullshit of oooh so and so asked a good one and then Trump said something mean and changed the subject. Who gives a flying fuck. The body counts keep rising and he gets his fix of asslicking with a side of someone to bully.
2 days ago we had a very sober trump who’s definitely changed his tone and realized the seriousness of this. No he fucking did not you stupid fucks. He talks about death like a fucking serial killer remembering his greatest hits. If you can’t fucking see it by now, we’re fucked.
He is fucking getting off on this. He is the center of attention and everyone needs him and he gets to decide who lives or dies. THIS IS A GODDAMN WET DREAM FOR HIM.
I don’t fucking know what the answer is but every day he stands up there without being pelted by human feces and every one of his properties and the fucking White House itself doesn’t catch fire, I am fucking baffled.
You’re trying to get answers from Ted Bundy. The very asking just feeds him.
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