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These British fuckers are doing “American style” pies and it’s pissing me off
Key lime pie is perfect and this motherfucker’s adding ginger
Oh my fucking god sour cherries in pecan pie what the fuck
American pies are too sweet for Paul Hollywood who was sucking on caramel custard last week
Peanut butter and squash. Fuck you.
Danny thinks pumpkin pie is disgusting so she’s adding spiced rum because she’s fucking insane.
Danny thinks pumpkin pie is disgusting so she’s adding spiced rum because she’s fucking insane.
YOU EAT IT WITH ICE CREAM TO CUT THE SWEET DO THEY NOT SHOW STEEL MAGNOLIAS ON BBC??!??
This might be the first time I’ve ever felt patriotic I wanna fucking shoot something
This might be the first time I’ve ever felt patriotic I wanna fucking shoot something
Brendan, you strange old bird with your berry chiffon, you’re the only one I don’t hate right now.
PeCAWN. SAY IT BITCH. WE INVENTED IT AND WE’LL DECIDE HOW YOU SAY IT
LOVE, TEXAS.
LOVE, TEXAS.
Lol just last week I was standing in my kitchen making my all american pie with a tart crust, sorry, pastry case
Brendan’s berry cream pie is the only thing that’s not a fucking atrocity here
John’s star spangled pee-can pie, I shit you not that’s what they’re calling it is why on pain of torture, I will from now on deny my Scottish heritage. Fuck you and your sour cherry chocolate ganache I hope you choke on your breakfast gammon
These bitches just spent 20 mins whining that american pie is too sweet now this piece of shit’s adding sugar syrup to his Italian merengue to cover his, I repeat, GINGER KEY LIME PIE
Oh she broke her pastry crust. Some banana thing. I lost track. So she’s gonna glue it on with sugar. MAYBE THE PIES ARE TOO SWEET CAUSE YOU FUCKING LIMEY BASTARDS ARE USING SWEET CRUST AND GLUING THEM TOGETHER WITH SUGAR AND POURING SUGAR ON TOP DID YOU THINK OF THAT?!!??
Okay if you get to say “yee-haw” I get to call you a cunt those are the rules
It should be the last time any of these limey fucks face the judges. (Except you, brenden. I still like you)
“Oooh there’s a lot going on in there.”
“Well that’s America for you”
I DONT EVEN FUCKING LIKE PECAN PIE BUT IF YOU THINK THIS IS AN IMPROVEMENT I HOPE A HAGGIS EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE
“Well that’s America for you”
I DONT EVEN FUCKING LIKE PECAN PIE BUT IF YOU THINK THIS IS AN IMPROVEMENT I HOPE A HAGGIS EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE
One time my dog ate a fucking Costco fruitcake my landlord dropped off and I swear to god this is what he shit out
The nerd made a sweet potato pie and it actually looks okay, he added pecans because god fucking forbid you just let something be delicious, and they’re bitching cause it’s not covered in merengue or candied fruit jelly or whatever the fuck they think a pie should look like
Oh here’s the glued together banahnah horrorshow. It fell apart so they’re gonna toss her instead of one of these psychopaths who added spiced rum to pumpkin pie
Peanut butter and squash was a bad idea?!!? Who could’ve fucking known??! I’m surprised no one just baked a gun into a pie. That would’ve at least been funny.
Oh of course they like the candied ginger in the key lime pie just add some kidneys too fuck it
Thank god it’s over. I’m gonna watch something else to calm down is die hard on Netflix
I couldn’t even talk about what they did to apple pie no one tell those fucks about anything good ever again they’ll just shit on it and not tip https://twitter.com/laurenthehough/status/1068410341011410944?s=21
