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Lauren Hough
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What temp do you set your heat to? (I need to know if I’m a complete wimp.) Got some high-rollers in this thread. Holy shit. Okay I feel better for
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Unless the guy changed clothes with someone who looks a lot like him, this is most likely a video of the cops thanking the shooter and his buddies earlier tonight.
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Shout out to Gen X, the only generation who can keep our asses at home without being told, the motherfucking latchkey kids, the generation used to being neglected by fucking
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Anyway he’s willing to kill his own voters because he doesn’t think he needs voters. it’s fine I’m sure the lawyers or the generals or the courts or congress or
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This is hard to say but I believe in the interest of authenticity it’s important to share bad news sometimes too. So, here it is: Bari Weiss unfollowed me. I
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“I just don't think it's the same thing exactly as pulling a child from a bus stop and sexually assaulting that child. The rapist, in this case, has made a
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There’s this group of servers who’ve decided this is their after-shift bar. Cool. Servers tip. Don’t cause problems. It’s like an industry thing. Yeah not these motherfuckers. They tip for
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I’m watching can’t hardly wait and guessing who’s on twitter now. Definitely not Amanda. But Denise is huge on lesbian twitter now. Preston’s 100% running a Barry Manilow stan account.
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I need every democrat holding and running for office to take a position on banning the use of tear gas, an actual war crime, ending the militarization of police, and
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There’s no bail in DC. You’re processed and released. Focus on Atlanta and New York https://twitter.com/holycowitsthao/status/1266236474371915776?s=21 if you know any other bail funds, please add them. I just kept seeing
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I can’t comment on the rumor going around that @jack murdered a hitchhiker back in the day. Wouldn’t recommend accepting a ride from @jack though. That would be irresponsible considering
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Hey creators who are terrified you won't make rent next month, post your patreon, substack, whatever it is you use to collect pennies, and I'll retweet. Non creators, sign up
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