I lost 100 followers because I shit on astrology and while I am upset about it because I’m an overly sensitive Pisces, I can just get high because I’m also a substance-abuse prone pisces but you won’t know I care because of my Leo rising which is also why you can fuck off

Heavens to Mercury. Down 20 more. I think I just discovered how to get rid of annoying mentions. I am never going to stop shitting on astrology. I promise you. It’s like my second favorite thing to shit on. (The first is polyamory because lol your micro sex cult is gross)

Somewhere, right now, two wives and a side-piece are googling cherry pit arsenic while their husband pisses in a Mountain Dew bottle and wipes his hands on his shirt while he screams at the healers to get their shit together or they’ll never take down this boss.

The replies to this are why your friend who won’t date Virgos or Capricorns is the one who got wrapped up in a multi-level marketing scheme.