Read on Twitter
Sometimes I forget that suddenly everyone is on twitter all the time, then someone says “spirit animal” and I’m like, lol. Good luck on twitter dot com, buddy. But you may want to catch up on the past ten seasons before you start tweeting.
I’m not in charge of the tutorial but:
-Don’t say that.
-We don’t fuck with Shaun King
-Put your pronouns in you bio. It’s the kind thing to do.
-If you’re private, cool. But no one can see your replies so don’t bother.
-Yes we’re stoned. Or not. But “are you stoned” is dumb.
-Don’t say that.
-We don’t fuck with Shaun King
-Put your pronouns in you bio. It’s the kind thing to do.
-If you’re private, cool. But no one can see your replies so don’t bother.
-Yes we’re stoned. Or not. But “are you stoned” is dumb.
SINCE WE’RE HERE:
-don’t reply to every tweet
-DO NOT EXPLAIN OUR JOKES TO US. PLEASE.
-maybe check who you’re tweeting at so you’re not telling David Simon to watch the Wire or telling a @AstroKatie she’s wrong about climate change because you heard a podcast
Be kind
-don’t reply to every tweet
-DO NOT EXPLAIN OUR JOKES TO US. PLEASE.
-maybe check who you’re tweeting at so you’re not telling David Simon to watch the Wire or telling a @AstroKatie she’s wrong about climate change because you heard a podcast
Be kind
https://twitter.com/lesliestreeter/status/1250057236367499270?s=21">https://twitter.com/lesliestr... https://twitter.com/lesliestreeter/status/1250057236367499270">https://twitter.com/lesliestr...
No snitch-tagging.
https://twitter.com/jilliancyork/status/1249996703253610498?s=21">https://twitter.com/jilliancy... https://twitter.com/jilliancyork/status/1249996703253610498">https://twitter.com/jilliancy...
https://twitter.com/jilliancyork/status/1249996703253610498?s=21">https://twitter.com/jilliancy... https://twitter.com/jilliancyork/status/1249996703253610498">https://twitter.com/jilliancy...
God. This one.
https://twitter.com/iamjimmyo/status/1250058717166436355?s=21">https://twitter.com/iamjimmyo... https://twitter.com/iamjimmyo/status/1250058717166436355">https://twitter.com/iamjimmyo...
https://twitter.com/iamjimmyo/status/1250058717166436355?s=21">https://twitter.com/iamjimmyo... https://twitter.com/iamjimmyo/status/1250058717166436355">https://twitter.com/iamjimmyo...
This is snitch-tagging.
And this. It’s a joke. Not a workshop.
https://twitter.com/dreamsong77/status/1250103653916200968?s=21">https://twitter.com/dreamsong... https://twitter.com/dreamsong77/status/1250103653916200968">https://twitter.com/dreamsong...
https://twitter.com/dreamsong77/status/1250103653916200968?s=21">https://twitter.com/dreamsong... https://twitter.com/dreamsong77/status/1250103653916200968">https://twitter.com/dreamsong...
Yep. Don’t tell us it’s a bot or to just ignore trolls.
https://twitter.com/wfkars/status/1250131168751738881?s=21">https://twitter.com/wfkars/st... https://twitter.com/wfkars/status/1250131168751738881">https://twitter.com/wfkars/st...
https://twitter.com/wfkars/status/1250131168751738881?s=21">https://twitter.com/wfkars/st... https://twitter.com/wfkars/status/1250131168751738881">https://twitter.com/wfkars/st...
AND BECAUSE WE’RE APPARENTLY DOING THIS
The checkmark is meaningless. We don’t get paid for it. They really do just hand them out to anyone. But...reporting us because we annoyed you won’t work. Unless we actually broke a rule, we just have to log in again for like every 100.
The checkmark is meaningless. We don’t get paid for it. They really do just hand them out to anyone. But...reporting us because we annoyed you won’t work. Unless we actually broke a rule, we just have to log in again for like every 100.
