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On a brighter note, the couple now renting the cottage next to mine have a giant Irish wolfhound who got out just now and charged me snarling like an asshole

We should be able to fine people who give advice though. It should cost $100 to explain a joke tweet. $500 to drop any version of “hang in there buddy”

What’s your favorite bookshop within like a four hour drive from Boston? I finally have a few days off and thinking of doing a road trip. Okay. So. A lot

The answer to this will always be the same: Independent bookstores. Best for the writer you want to support. Best for the world we want to live in. If you

I’ve never watched the parade before. (Sorry. We weren’t parade people.) But the thing is, I have nothing to compare this to and it feels like I’m on acid. I’m

If this movie doesn’t end with KS dumping Harper and running away with Aubrey Plaza, I’m gonna punch someone. It’s fine. Harper might have to grow the fuck up and

I assume these assholes complaining about missing one goddamn thanksgiving have never been deployed or needed the overtime or couldn’t get the day off and they’re sure as shit not

Listen. I don’t why the fuck y’all need cnn to call this shit when it’s fucking obvious. We can call it. We pick a time. We call it. Say, 9pm

It’s really past time we stopped pretending these dudes have anything to add to the conversation.https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1319627028316958721 This isn’t meant as dunk because the tweet’s too stupid to dunk on I

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Last week i was able to tell the vet that anything he could suggest that would make my dog a little more comfortable, I’d gladly do and didn’t have to

You ever look at someone, say, the probable nominee they’re going to try to shove forward, Amy Cone Barrett, and you’re like, dude, she looks like she’s in a cult