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Erika Heidewald, Proud Autistic Bitch
erikaheidewald
talked to my mom on the phone today and she was proud of me for my interviews about onlyfans and her only concerns were about the changes on the platform
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I ΛM ⃝ 爆心地 ⑤ ❁
FOWLAZULE
I have never struggled with corporal desire. I have never and will never struggle with "just having to have that sexual release" and thus rendering my sexual energy ineffective. I
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Halloween Name
KittenFlower
Go on, then. 1. My last text was from @Jondroids 2. My last call was from my JSP, but the last call I actually wanted was from my mum 3.
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🤣 The Dad Joke Man 😉
DadJokeMan
It’s 35 years today since Live Aid! To mark the occasion, I present a thread of puns for each of the artists who played at Wembley Stadium that day! (Just
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Srinath / ಶ್ರೀನಾಥ / श्रीनाथः
srinaths
We all understand Einstein and Schrodinger puns. But how about a pun series celebrating Bharatiya icons? Here goes: Kalidasa wanted to host a conference on Bharatiya thought created an invitation
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sailor mercury
sailorhg
hey @nintendoamerica #acnh localization team! you've done an amazing job with this and every other ac, translating jokes and puns cleverly, making the game a joy to play no
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Michelle 由美 Tymon🌈@アニメ翻訳 i7 Third BEATing soon😳
Gshock99
There is rarely ever just one way to word things in translation. There are so many factors that influence this, not just the translator’s personal style or preference. Here are
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Kim Acuff Steiner
EmberFirehair
My first week at Blizzard - it was a REALLY weird week. I was transitioning from Console to MMOs. I was walking into my dream job. All the people I
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miles
substitutedude
like for a cute date idea. (disclaimer: might not be exactly legal or romantic) cute date idea: a run to the convenience store. whoever buys the longest sausage, wins. meanwhile
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फ़ैलकूपा🌈
FalKoopa_
I sometimes think about my experience with translating Touhou to Hindi and all the stuff I learnt along the way while talking to other translation teams - The French, German,
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Kathy Klotz-Guest
kathyklotzguest
Time for an Improv game called 185. The suggestion: ‘marketers.’ 185 marketers walk into a bar and the bartender says, ‘we don’t serve marketers here.’ And the 185 marketers say,
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Damon Ngô
DamonNgo12
I’m starting a thread of semi-racist comments from my yearbooks growing up. Here are my favorites: Freshman Year: Freshman year, continued: Sophomore year: Sophomore year, continued: Here’s the last of
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dylan / zed ∞
gravitychapmans
standup comedians I like bc john mulaney and bo burnham r cool but theres sooo many others: a thread note: all of the people in this thread are already famous!
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Vansh
mindyourlenguez
Which country do you call when you want to move something? Ukraine My girlfriend wanted to take a trip to the middle east, I couldn't believe that she was Syrias
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mufcjpg
Formula 1 drivers as puns (with the help of @badgirlmikku and @noelf1ex )A thread Pear Gasly Daniil Kiwiyat Esteban Acorn Esteban Ocoff Pascal Wehrlein (if you know you
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𝐆𝐇𝐎𝐙𝐓𝟏𝐄 imo 😣🍏😣
liquidslatt
@luflii Ls on Whale Whoosh: a thread. it will get updated as lufli takes more Ls bodiedhttps://twitter.com/luflii/status/1278853879564660736 unforgettable one screenshot from @ImSeahawks Tae vs
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