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donuts_milk
donuts__milk
UNDERTALE HAS EXTREMLY TERRIFYING UNDERTONES AND NOBODY SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND THAT she is/was the mother of snow-drake and was a victim of the lab experiments. all the other amalgamates are
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Gail Simone
GailSimone
Most every day, I ask Amazon Alexa to tell me a joke. They are mostly dad-style puns. You can ask for Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR, superhero, or many other
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Minorities in STEM
MinoritySTEM
Good morning! Today we're going to do a deep "dive" (get ready for more fish puns!) into respiratory immunology and why it's so important to study. Got any Q's? Send
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
MontereyAq
Dear Dad, I wanted to take this orcasion to thank you for teaching me to live with porpoise. You're dolphinately the best dad anyone could have. 1/5 The puns and
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Droll Embiid.
GeeDee215
you're stuck at home with your grade schoolers, which means they've been blessing you with some grade-schooler humor. knock-knock jokes, awful-mazing puns, etc.pls share those jokes with the rest
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izzi
IzzRaifHarz
Here are some malay puns coz im bored lmao Mulakan harimu dengan kehambaran Kuiz selingan:Biar mati anak, jangan mati...? Macam mana babi boleh terbang? Sekian, arab maklum This got some
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Alexandrine Ogundimu
cross_radical
David Foster Wallace’s whole schtick was not sincerity like everyone seems to think, it was the AA thing, the Higher Power thing, and that it is absolutely possible to be
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THE MAN
timileyin_
Who's the horniest person on your timeline?Male or female. Who smokes weed the most on your TL? Who hates women the most on your TL? Who hates men the most
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spooky tess ₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ rwby in 14 days! ♡
polendinarose
RWBY Characters But They're Among Us Headcanons-A necessary thread -yang fucking sucks as imposter and is always found out during the first round-weiss gets their tasks done the quickest whenever
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u l l i ⁷ ✨ T A E M I N
myg_dumpling
hmmm do I think finishing the bottle of red wine that I opened for dinner on Friday while reading “the space between us” and live tweeting is a good idea...?
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remus is a pillow princess
kromurath
How the sides act on their group chat - a thread [ Logan ]Laughs with HahahahWrites with proper grammar, ponctuation and all.Often leaves the group chat for being ignored, but
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Rosie Beard
rosiebeard
Can I just applaud this article for actually acknowledging The Period Shits because this was NOT something we were ever told about growing up and people NEVER TALK ABOUT IThttps://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1194597238263074817
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Vagina Museum
vagina_museum
HAPPY SHAKESPEARE'S BIRTHDAY! Here at the VM, we love a good pun, but Will was the master of pussy puns. Today, we'd like to be the cool English teacher sitting
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Alex Andreou
sturdyAlex
Are you ready for a THRIFTY #LOCKDOWNKITCHEN REVELATION?If you want to know how to turn this pile of rubbish (yes, including the old hosiery) into something totally delicious that will
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jas ✿
dmxneur
declan mckenna if he wasn't a person - a thread(basically declan puns) • declan beanedict mckenna • • declamb mckenna/sheeplan baakenna • • declamp mckenna • • declan moockenna •
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blue⁹³
bluespriv
yoongi in dynamite era: a thread for ungrateful mygs. I had this as a poster in my room end
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