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Alex Andreou
sturdyAlex
My little island, Mykonos, is now under EVEN STRICTER measures. Curfew 8pm-8am. No exit to exercise or walk a dog. No exemption to help elderly relative. Why? Because SOME ARSEHOLE
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TMA S5 SPOILERS ON MY PAGE
xXx_ImSoGay_xXx
i'm watching ladybird i reely pike this movie so far oh cod my fish puns are ruining everything i love saoirse ronan even though i've only seen her in little
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Dan Larremore
DanLarremore
Acknowledgements: The author wishes to thank the defective leaking pneumatic in his office chair stem for keeping him grounded during these chaotic times. Not a very uplifting situation, to be
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Qazi Rasim
QaziRasim7
1.Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak2. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me3. I
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Lia Louis
LisforLia
Me: I love pastryPerson on Twitter: I see that you like pastry and that’s fine but also I wondered if you ever knew that pastry was responsible for a murder
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Lyra ☆ wangxianation RISE
xianyunic
i want a wwx who loves bad puns a lot so lwj tries to lowkey court him using them im not projecting or trying to get as many bad puns
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let me live long enough to die at your feet
agenderarcee
watching the she-ra stream ;; is the d-slur part here at 5:48 when the guy promotes one of the moderators’ podcasts that has the word dyke in it (“desperate housedykes”)?
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Mike Lewis
mfjlewis
Just throwing this out there:The Twitter Latinists should totally do a Facebook live thing or something. There is no way you could ever pay me to watch it, but I
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That Pesky Aubrie
AubriePesky
Hey y'all, this is That Pesky Prostitüt. Some petty people decided to mass-report my account for spam resulting in my permanent suspension from Twitter. But I wanted a chance to
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firaᴱᴺ⁻⁷ | jungwon’s zombie
bloomingjungwon
JUNGWON’S TMI Q&Aa thread Sunoo: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?Jungwon: One that makes whatever I say come true Jake: Which country do you want to
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pixie is crying over undertale ||
piixie_cv
undertale cast playing among us: a thread undyne- probably the best imposter - aggressively accuses everyone- tries to speedrun all her tasks but is more focused on finding the imposter
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Henry Von Modern (🔞)
squirmingcrow
Someone please say something music related my writer has so many music puns Wait I can do it myself! It's their forte, after all! I'm sure some of my
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hunter
ayeguvitshunter
fav for some puns. hill areas puns. @That_Scottish_g i buy my guns from a guy named T-REX. he's a small arms dealer. @unkDimensiondo dogs look at police dogs and be
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Siddhante’s Inferno
siddhantdwivs
I have a Muslim friend who prefers having his eggs Sunni side up. Talked him into having vegan food and through Shia will and determination, he gave up eating eggs
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Matthew Taylor
RSAMatthew
Fancy a round of adverbial puns? I’ll start: ‘I love the top floor of houses’ she shouted fanatically......‘Three grassy areas is surely enough’ she asked forlornly ‘I’m going to combine
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AmberGoesViolining
ambergoesviolin
I'm not saying that self-isolation has been boring, but today I discovered that one of my rulers is off by an eighth of an inch. I heard they weren't making
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