Go on, then.

1. My last text was from @Jondroids

2. My last call was from my JSP, but the last call I actually wanted was from my mum

3. My fingers basically live in my mouth, which is bad for them, gross and not particularly safe at the moment

4. Tw... Thr... Ahhh... Definitely less than five. I think three.

5. Maybe Daria?

6. Not sure, but I feel like it was Billy Joel.

7. Yes.

8. Nah.

9. Yep.

10. Giant marine iguana.

11. Nah, the smell rings up bad memories.

12. Either a ponytail doubled up with a clip or piled into a nice snood. Sometimes a low bun.

13. Mum, I reckon.

14. I always leave someone out, so I'll just pick two on purpose: Sara Ramirez and Abby Dobson.

15. Contented.

16. Panromantic and demisexual.

17. CLR or CLC.

18. Yes, but differently.

19. As I am generally not remotely attracted to people I'm not in love with but I'm attracted to Keira Knightley, it is definitely her.

20. Yes.

21. Plants, animals, babies, sunshine and rain.

22. Unbothered, and yet alarmed.

23. TV.

24. Depends who.

25. Kindness, honesty and puns.

C'mon kids. We're nearly there.