Which country do you call when you want to move something?
Ukraine
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My friend jokes at the most serious moments, I tell him- Kenya be serious sometimes.
Are there any trips available to Eastern Europe?
Wait Sir, I& #39;ll have to Czech
Which country is divided into two by a UN Designated line?
The answer would Cyprus you
I heard you had a tumor?
Don& #39;t worry it was just Benin
Which country is not good at accounting?
Afghanistan, because there is a Tally Ban
Which countries loves frozen products?
Canneda.
Why did Malaysia kick Singapore out of their Union ?
Because they Singaporely :(
Which country has the least friction between its groups?
Greece
You don& #39;t get these puns?
Your Laos
And the last one,,,,

Which country doesn& #39;t exist?
Israel.
no pun here sweety, just the truth.
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