Which country do you call when you want to move something?
Ukraine

My girlfriend wanted to take a trip to the middle east, I couldn't believe that she was Syrias

My friend jokes at the most serious moments, I tell him- Kenya be serious sometimes.

Are there any trips available to Eastern Europe?
Wait Sir, I'll have to Czech

Which country is divided into two by a UN Designated line?
The answer would Cyprus you

I heard you had a tumor?
Don't worry it was just Benin

Which country is not good at accounting?
Afghanistan, because there is a Tally Ban

Which countries loves frozen products?
Canneda.

Why did Malaysia kick Singapore out of their Union ?
Because they Singaporely :(

Which country has the least friction between its groups?
Greece

You don't get these puns?
Your Laos

And the last one,,,,

Which country doesn't exist?
Israel.

no pun here sweety, just the truth.