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cute date idea: a run to the convenience store. whoever buys the longest sausage, wins.
meanwhile laughing at the shapes of sausages together
meanwhile laughing at the shapes of sausages together
cute date idea: stealing the ball from a basketball game
cute date idea: figuring out how to assemble an ikea furniture without the english instructions
cute date idea: drawing the longest dick on the sand
cute date idea: holding hands. while we throw molotov cocktails to corrupted capitalist establishments
( i think i& #39;m disappointing people with this. )
cute date idea: Walmart cart racing. in the middle of the parking lot. crashing on the street lamps for a fun concussion.
cute date idea: smelling books
cute date idea: making cringey puns out of store names. "lemme Torrid that ass"
( wait. i edited: that ass? lemme Torrid
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cute date idea: underwater cuddles. this is sweet, i promise
