like for a cute date idea. (disclaimer: might not be exactly legal or romantic)

cute date idea: a run to the convenience store. whoever buys the longest sausage, wins.

meanwhile laughing at the shapes of sausages together

cute date idea: stealing the ball from a basketball game

cute date idea: figuring out how to assemble an ikea furniture without the english instructions

cute date idea: drawing the longest dick on the sand

cute date idea: holding hands. while we throw molotov cocktails to corrupted capitalist establishments

( i think i'm disappointing people with this. )

cute date idea: Walmart cart racing. in the middle of the parking lot. crashing on the street lamps for a fun concussion.

cute date idea: smelling books

cute date idea: making cringey puns out of store names. "lemme Torrid that ass"

( wait. i edited: that ass? lemme Torrid )

cute date idea: underwater cuddles. this is sweet, i promise