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Kevin Hearne
KevinHearne
Good morning! Are you ready for the adventures of Kid Cardinal and His Merrye Band of Frands? Kid is flying around and singing a lot, looking for love. He’s a
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Myles McNutt
Memles
[THREAD] Every semester, I force my students to give their papers titles, and every semester I am reminded that no one has taught them how to title papers, so let's
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Pyotr KroShopkins
pixeljadeart
Here's my reviews of the fishing minigames in various video games that I played. I am only reviewing the fishing minigames, not the rest of the game: (1/?) 1) LoZ:LA
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Lo ships brettsey // 🔥🚑🔥
alilxtrathatway
A thread of #brettsey questionsInspired by @AidenMjx Who says I love you first? Who wakes up first in the morning? Who leaves little notes for the other? Who mentions having
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Val (erian)
LoveDethklok
my favourite tumblr posts: a thread by ur humble servant that's so valid [2] i probably should count them bc i'm v much interested in how many tumblr posts i'm
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kasey ♡ (📚)
kasey_hhh
ATEEZ on KBS World Arabic radio live trans thread (4th September):@ATEEZofficial #ATEEZ #에이티즈 i wasn’t going to do this but hehe i’m here they were saying how it’s been
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Jonny Guckian
JonnyGucks
You can’t see it behind my PPE but I’m currently over the moon having accepted a job as #Dermatology Registrar in West Yorkshire! I’m gonna be a dermatologist! #ST3
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Cube Stan Account
Nicholatte34
The incredibly personal reason for my deep hatred of the live action cat in the hat movie, a thread: In the third grade, I was a good kid. I was
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RealScientists | Erin
realscientists
By day, I’m an ecologist, but by night I’m a comedian! I’ve written and performed stand-up comedy for a few years now, but recently I’ve been incorporating science into my
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garrett.
zakisamuffin
reasons why bad is absolutely amazing-a thread- hes extremely supportive of his fans, friends, and family he knows how to do so many interesting things?? knife throwing (1) shooting guns????
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Egbeyemi and sons
bowofolu
What do you call the board of directors at a psychiatric hospital?Manage ment What's the first thing you learn in babalawo school?How to assign ment Some people just wake up
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Skylar🏳️🌈🥨CXG Era (HE/THEY/SHE)
dykeachillean
Autistic traits I often see perceived/used as evidence that a person is “stupid”A thread for allistics Not understanding sarcasm or social cues. Not being able to “read between the lines”
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Kink Academy
KinkAcademy
Upgrades are coming! Upgrades are coming!!http://KinkAcademy.com will be temporarily offline as we undergo major site maintenance September 22nd-24th, 2020.You might’ve noticed that we’ve been having a lot of trouble with
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Reinis | Digital Postman ✉️
emailreinis
Yes... I did Email Marketing for a Top 100 Pornstar This thread is safe for work (And yes, she was one of your favorites)THREAD Let me tell you the
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𝐃𝐫 MOHNICE💉
Official_mohnyc
PUNS THREAD (word play) - This life isn't fair, that's why i came with a bleaching cream- To create more storage space on my computer is not tedious, I don't
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uh oh gabs
hunnithoney
Monsta x as Law and Order SVU characters aka a thread no one asked for these characters are the og ones Shownu as captain cargen- leads all the other detectives-
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