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Martin Benjamins

Marlamin

So many thoughts on the "purge" that is happening right now. Going to only be talking about hotfixes relating to it until it all calms down and I get my

Has Jeff Bezos Decided To End World Hunger?

HasBezosDecided

I'm goddamn fucking sick of people presenting the same goddamn arguments all the time about Jeff Bezos not being able to end world hunger so I'm creating this thread and

Not Danny Sexbang (Parody Account)

NSexbang

Ladies, it’s time. You must make the most important decision of your life. Do you want sex with a Ninja or a guy like me? In this thread I will

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kimyoogyeom

funniest/out of context remarried empress momentsstarting with heinley accidentally picking the sexy underwear navier prepared for his bday and her face telling him to put that shit back LMFAOOOOOOO Heinley's

Cassie Alexander, ICU RN

CassieY4

The bleak is very vast today and uncomfortably tenacious.I'm cracking a little. (This is Ambien Cassie, also after 3 mgs of ativan today.)I'm very tired of having to be so

Rob Palk

robpalkwriter

Welcome to Rob Palk's Tweet Writing Masterclass Enemies will quail and attractive strangers hurl their undergarments when you harness your tweets to the awesome power of my technique Take this

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minty_cakes

Hey moots can yall unfollow this person this is like blatantly wrong lolhttps://twitter.com/softsoftt/status/1318998768243658760 The og post is very manipulative and doesnt actually offer any evidence. "None of us are homophobic/racist

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BN_Parfait

Robins as JoJos; A thread 1. Dick Grayson as Joseph Joestar 2. Jason Todd as Jotaro Kujo 3. Tim Drake as Giorno Giovanna 4. Damian Wayne as Jolyne Kujo 5.

Azie Dungey

AzieDee

I grew up in Maryland, only 10 mins outside of Washington, DC. I hated football season.My mom (Native/black) and I were from Philly. My mom was always so angry and

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darkredloveknot

au where lwj moves out for uni to this crappy apartment (refusing to use family money) and it turns out to be haunted by an old ghost, but lwj has

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kahtrinuh

Men wash your fucking dick and balls challenge The last guy my roommate was seeing, 30 years old btw, she said he literally didn't wash anywhere below his chest in

Kala Elizabeth

kalaelizabeth

Since twitter is shit and won't let me post multiple gifs in one tweet, here is a thread of gifs of all the reasons why I love Rian Johnson #thankyourianjohnson

jack monroe

BootstrapCook

A long term Twitter follower asked yesterday, out of concern, under my latest photo, if I had lost weight.Yes, I replied, my ADHD pills screwed my appetite up and I

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hotspacerry

harry styles making being gay his whole personality— a gayrry thread dressing like his gay icons we can relate pt2 spaceboy aka pretty young homosexual the one and

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heycocopops

One time, my boyfriend and I were having sex and some guy that was sleeping over came and joined. Is that weird? I always think it's weird when people talk

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bakuhunk

Bakugou getting into an accident and being unable to use his hands for a few weeks has so much potentialBkdk , tw: light piss play , light angst“You’ve pushed yourself