#Dick

Shaffie Waru

Mwass_

I know Dave Chappelle is already writing Azealia Banks material for his next special. “She said I cheated on my wife. I was furious. Everyone asked me ‘Dave, is it

DOWOON’S BDAY BONANZA ☾

koopakangs

thread of dowoon doing the funniest shit out of nowhere #도우니_미역국_묵었슴까 #HAPPY_DOWOON_DAY sungjin plays guitar w his butt #도우니_미역국_묵었슴까 #HAPPY_DOWOON_DAY the red one tastes like strawberry #도우니_

Father

LegendThePoet

I took pictures with my girlfriend for the first time ever yesterday after we've dating for 8 months. We literally never picked up the phone to take (non sexual related

océ 🤡

oceisgolden

some french names are just so stupid omg i hate it first of all: Océane like what the fuck is wrong with peopleMY PARENTS GOT THE IDEA FROM A SALAD!!!!!!!

jovi 🏷️

kiricest

the way I wanna cuck Bakugo with this https://twitter.com/kiricest/status/1319683141028765700 Bkg wearing himself thin trying to please Kiri, but he's insatiable and Bkg physically cannot keep [it] up anymore their

Lauren S. Hissrich

LHissrich

Ooh! I’d love to! Thanks for asking! When hiring writers for The Witcher, there were several factors I looked at to make sure we were getting the best possible team.

#OUSTDUTERTENOW

sendaraven

hey i’m still obsessed with the idea of thorki hs au where jock thor thinks goth loki is the COOLEST EVER, even though loki’s social capital at school is in

CLUU🐝🦅

cluu__

911 I'd like to report a murder man's said let me throat fuck you with a dick too small to make it past her front teeth LMFAOOOO R.I.P BOZO someone

Mike Tanier

MikeTanier

The Umbrella Academy is fun, but it's just like being in a "chaotic stupid" role-playing campaign with a group of adult role players ... (1/) Luther: Inexperienced role player, under-developed

Delly Lama

deltrimental

I've noticed a lot of posts about coronavirus-related racism on here today, so I thought I might vent about something that's been cheesing me off for a few weeks now.

kinks and cantrips

knksandcantrips

just gonna draw over some porn screencaps today, lads. it's that kind of day I did a few sketches of varying quality. They're up on the patreon for a couple

ModernKiwi ⚔️🛡

ModernKiwi64

I'm playing Pokemon Blaze Black 2 and I just lost the first Rival BattleHoo boy this ain't gonna be easy I just got the bike before going onto Route 19Just

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_kiyzer

TL sleep? lemme just slander men for a second bc im extremely fed up. like first of all why are y’all so fucking dumb? like literal common sense? not there.

Logical Heathen

LogicalHeathen

1/) Here are my 4¢ (inflation): Empathy, like almost all primate traits, is on a spectrum, more or less. Think Lt. Deanna Troi on one end and Ted Bundy on

Theatre Bae 🎭💦

NylaTheMusical

I am... uncomfortable w/ the way Black Americans clamor to prove something every time some dick head from else where in the Diaspora got sumn to say. They flap they

Paul Rose, Jr.

PaulRoseJr

At 15, Lucille Ball convinced her mother & stepfather to enroll her in John Murray Anderson School for the Dramatic Arts in New York. She was expelled after just a