#Dick

Talia Hibboo 👻

TaliaHibbert

Sometimes I feel like I shouldn’t say this stuff bc trans people are already saying it & clearly being ignored, whereas I will be listened to more simply for being

the women of kilgore trout’s office

KT_So_It_Goes

this is amazing jesus kurt I just gave up after scrolling this far for all I know there are thousands more and of course the lifetime achievement award for tweets

𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥: 68

EXPERCYARMUS

just going to talk to Myself now hey percy how are u oh im good how are u thank u im pretty okay .. have i mentionec how sexy u

Shaun Bailey

ShaunBaileyUK

The Mayor is threatening to cut the police budget by £110m - that's 1,692 officers. Despite hiking his office costs by £527m (320%).A summer of crime is coming. @SadiqKhan needs

Krystina Ray

Krystina_Ray

let’s rip off this weird alien/muppet bandaid. sry twitter. #Alf yeah let’s bring a strange alien inside the house around the fam!!! #alf whoa already in bed with Willie’s wife?

Alice in Chains

verbalese

For everyone who thinks that posting a revealing picture of yourself is some sort of invite to Send a dick pic.... rape culture is NOT okay. Check your patriarchal privilege

ahmad

writtenbyahmad

a reporter mistaking charli xcx for lorde and charli playing along with it a journalist mistaking samuel l. jackson for laurence fishburne on live tv selena gomez, justin bieber, ashley

Arianna Bradford

TheNYAMProject

I present to you: social media as fuckbois, a thread: Instagram:- super attractive - has the hookup to tons of janky weight loss products- GAINZ!!!- randomly mad at you and

𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘆

okmickeyy

I’m not gonna pretend like I know first hand where Doja’s experience but I absolutely know some mixed girls from my predominantly white suburban high school that hated themselves in

suede corvette

piminxp

Why furries be choosing boring ass animals. U tellin me alla yall commissioning 50 wolves a minute but nobody sumn crazy like a shrimp. Where the crawfish furries be i

sierra 💞

kiwibvnni

str8 people be like “its ur bachelor/ette party! we’re gonna hire a bunch of str*ppers for u! ” but then say stupid shit like this lmaooohttps://twitter.com/nicoleshaulov/status/1305250026000584705 anyways sex work is

♡ BM’s bm ⁷ ☾ ♡

BulmaBrat

okay looking up to see if there’s BM stan accounts on here and first of all it’s only like 3 of them why is everyone tasteless but second of all

The Taurean Tarot 🐂 READINGS OPEN

TheTaureanTarot

Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn: Your intuition has been nagging at you about love. It's been telling you that a love interest of yours is a difficult prospect, yet the confusion

Cat Manning (🐅,✨)

catacalypto

lmao CK3 is not remotely fucking around (but my wife and son are) note that because Konstantinos is Lustful, a family threesome will actually *decrease* his stress. anyway guess which

raven

moonbin69

Treasure should be deplatformed Enhypen fugly Momoland sucks Moonbin Elast flopped Oneus will never be Ateez Hangyul sexy Loona disbandment Johnny's dick smells like doodoo WEI WILL NEVER BE ONEUS

KAM! #Saint

Pluxxify

I’m bored and wanna flame some people Ur mad fake Biggest resting bitch face I’v ever seen ur mad annoying on the tl and Iv had to mute you