One time, my boyfriend and I were having sex and some guy that was sleeping over came and joined. Is that weird?
I always think it& #39;s weird when people talk in their sleep. This has actually happened a lot.

And some people are very detailed. Like, their end of the conversation makes sense.
Lol!!! I just remembered this guy I was dating in Uni. He was always hard when he was sleeping. I would wake up and his dick would be strong. One night I couldn& #39;t sleep and was just watching him and bobo started gyrating and moaning his ex& #39;s name https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I& #39;ve had alcohol poisoning twice. Been stupid, throw-up, can-barely-remember-anything drunk I think three times.

Must have been weird for my hosts. Yikes.
I just remembered how my ex& #39;s mum saw me in the room. After greeting me nicely and smiling, she called oga to the living room to ask him if dating an albino was really the right move for him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

I think I even tweeted about this
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