Rob Palk
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Welcome to Rob Palk's Tweet Writing Masterclass Enemies will quail and attractive strangers hurl their undergarments when you harness your tweets to the awesome power of my technique Take this
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Trump is your novelist ex who only reads Hemingway yet calls your novel about an empowered witch "derivative" & when you split he wrote about your relationship but, for some
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To us he might look like a shitting clown but to the average Ilkley voter he looks like Zeus with an erection, jamming with Prince To us he looks like
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Jesus Christ fucking stop it https://twitter.com/robpalkwriter/status/1271410470449221632?s=19 https://twitter.com/robpalkwriter/status/1279766419895398400?s=19 You do not sound like the Flea Bag, Gill. You sound like a disturbed child. You
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Keir Starmer always looks a bit like he's seen you drawing cocks in your exercise book and while he expected that from your mate there, come on, you're a bright
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Oh fuck off Not everything has to fundamentally improve society and God knows there's enough things telling people they're rubbish, if you feel momentarily good about yourself & want to
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Happy Shakespeare's birthday. I'll be celebrating by thrusting my crotch every few minutes to let you know the incomprehensible joke I just made was actually about knobs Truly sirrah this
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