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Ladies, it’s time. You must make the most important decision of your life. Do you want sex with a Ninja or a guy like me? In this thread I will list the reasons why I, Danny Sexbang, should be your lover. And why Ninja Brian is fucking lame.
First up, looks. I am tall, handsome, strong but tender, and have a beautiful head of hair. Ninja Brian is not tall, he’s ugly, and is secretly bald under his mask.
Next, skills:
I’m an extremely talented musician with the voice of an angel. Imagine being serenaded by me as we share a romantic evening on the beach. I’m also an incredible lover. I’ll Ninja Thrust
and take you places you’ve never been.
I’m an extremely talented musician with the voice of an angel. Imagine being serenaded by me as we share a romantic evening on the beach. I’m also an incredible lover. I’ll Ninja Thrust
and take you places you’ve never been.
Ninja Brian is a terrible singer, in fact he can’t sing at all! And he can’t actually play piano, it’s all a lie. It’s actually me laying down sexy piano jams. He is also a crazed murderer. Is that really the kinda guy you wanna take home to meet the parents?
Or would you rather introduce your parents to me, a kind, gentle, loving soul who goes above and beyond for his partner. Also Ninja Brian is a terrible lover, the worst in fact! He’s never even been with a woman yet he still has an STD! And on top of that his dick is so small-
Wait...what was that sound? OH GOD OH FUCK! BRIAN, NO! I’M SORRY! PUT DOWN THE HONDA CIVIC! IT’S NOT INSURED! AHHHHHHHHH-
