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Joshua Davidovich
Josh_Davidovich
Important news: Hebron shooter Elor Azaria has opened a bakery. It specializes in making challahs in the shape of dicks. Before I get in trouble, i'll specify that this is
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Matthew Calcara 🌻🦚🌈🌊🌪🦄🌾😇
MattCalcara
I lived in Los Angeles for 15 years, so I have too many mundane celeb sightings to pick one. Instead, I will just tell you whether a particular famous person
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Megan Messerly
meganmesserly
Dick says he knows people who have thought they were making "responsible decisions" about getting together with a couple of friends, perhaps for dinner, "and then find out later than
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CHICHONA 🐉🇵🇭
ThotAyana
this but i’ll @ u sike im not gon @ u u love me but ur dick too little so dats y ion reply back i thought u were cute
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Poe's Law = Just Vibing
undeadscribe
What are you gonna do with a dick that goes down to your knee?Like... legitimately.You gonna kill someone with it?It's not a dick. It's a murder weapon at that point.
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✨𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕒✨
XXXcartaXXX
Stop asking me to take your virginities... I have no ability to take anyone's virginity. I've been on hormones since 2016 and when my dick encounters an obstacle it just
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dream song 4
chickenpaprika
apparently everyone in australia is mad right now at a guy named "Dick Pusey" because he got pulled over smoking meth in his Porsche 911 and the cops who stopped
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droof
drooovy
sextin kinda weird cause she could send me her tiddies ass and coochie all i got to send is my dick. the ratio is 3:1 kinda unfair yea my dick
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Brie Daniels Passionate about Passion
sensualbrie
Normalize STD testing.As an escort, I insist on condoms but still I'm a strong advocate for regular STD testing. Out of courtesy to potential partners get tested often.My County Health
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Dr. Angela Rasmussen
angie_rasmussen
Not to ruin all the "Zoom dick" jokes, but it's worth pointing out that sending unwanted dick pics is an extremely common form of sexual harassment, and claiming it was
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Innocent blogger, Bardot Smith 🕷️
ICONOCLASTIAE
Some poor sufferer just inserted themselves to say “we suck cock for money, I don’t think we should judge anyone.”1) If you don’t like sucking dick, bitch....don’t do it. 2)
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caleb (hard mode)
CountCaleb
sometimes I go back and read the tiger woods cheating sexts because it had some of the funniest shit ever 1 hour later I WAS JK ABOUT GOLF SRY lmaoooo
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molly
witchbIvdes
replying to this every time a simp says sum weird to me “im not sure what im getting a boner over, u or this connect 4 game” “just have my
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Matt Blackwell
matt_blackwell
Very sad to hear about the passing of Dick Fenno. In my time at Rochester, I had a couple of interactions with him that I’ll remember fondly. (1) I had
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blu
whenthemakohits
And now a thread about dick finding out Damian is missing Dick on the next Nightwing issue Dick: Has anyone seen my son Dick: Damian pspspspsps I have cheese
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Ritesh
GhosttGray
The greatest misconception about people who write Dick Grayson is that he's most interesting as a Bat-character, when that's the most sleep-inducingly insular and boring ass Dixon bullshit.Dick Grayson is
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