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au where lwj moves out for uni to this crappy apartment (refusing to use family money) and it turns out to be haunted by an old ghost, but lwj has lonely bde so he simply makes friends with it
the ghost is wei ying, of course
lwj turns off the light his first night and this terrifying, blackened thing hovers in the corner of his bedroom and whispers in a thousand voices that this ground belongs to wei wuxian and who are you, wretched one. lwj stares.
“I do not wish to be rude, but it is my bedtime.”
“I do not wish to be rude, but it is my bedtime.”
he doesn’t rly mind the sleep paralysis cause he’s been intending to stay in this pose anyway, but now it’s five am and can I please get up sir?
I don’t know where I’m going with this but I want like a comedy horror romance where wwx is genuinely terrifying but lwj’s just like :) a friend.
*doors creaks slowly open*
lwj, sighing as he types on his laptop: the draft, wei ying
lwj, sighing as he types on his laptop: the draft, wei ying
wwx appears under his blanket like the grudge girl and lwj /blushes/
lwj: xiongzhang. meet my new boyfriend wei ying. please be polite
wwx *appears*
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wwx *appears*
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*in bed*
lwj: ....wei ying?
wwx: y̵̮͎͚̬̏̓͝e̸̫͖͝s̶̖̣̍͐ ̷̢̛̣̩b̴̮̣̼̦͐̒̈̄à̴̟̱̳̑ͅo̸̪̮̺̔b̶̧̧̥̗͍̃̿e̸̡̟̿̾́i
lwj: ....wei ying?
wwx: y̵̮͎͚̬̏̓͝e̸̫͖͝s̶̖̣̍͐ ̷̢̛̣̩b̴̮̣̼̦͐̒̈̄à̴̟̱̳̑ͅo̸̪̮̺̔b̶̧̧̥̗͍̃̿e̸̡̟̿̾́i
ohmygod what if lwj doms him
lwj: on your knees. mouth open.
*three rows of teeth open within a black fog*
*three rows of teeth open within a black fog*
lwj: ...teeth away
wwx: b̸̧͚̱̰͐͒u̸̡̘͇͆͆̑͠t̶̫̳͇̥͆̈́ͅ ̸͍̖̹̳̅̀̏̾́t̸͇̩͙̄̇̚͜͝h̷͎͑͆̒ī̴̳͝ͅs̶͇̻̪͊͆ ̶̬̜̪̱̝̇ī̷̯͕̞̦̓͂̓ś̸̛̥̆͝ ̴̗̘̙̓͗͝m̶̡̡͓̃ͅy̶̭̓ͅ ̸̝̫̣̦͑̄͘p̵͇̦̒ŕ̶̼̝̾̅̋̇ẽ̶̘̋͌͑t̷̙̹̤̫́̐̐̕͝t̴͙͕̦̀̊̐͘ḯ̷͈̳̟ē̷̡̤̩̓̀̿͜͝ś̷̺͕̥͓́͜ţ̷̬͔̖̿̑̚ ̸̩͆̏̽͂̐f̷̬̝̬͒́ơ̶̜̊͛̒͝ṛ̵̞̏͛ḿ̸̨͉͙͛̎:̸̻̣̱̿̍(̸̳̭̆̎̍̾ͅ
wwx: b̸̧͚̱̰͐͒u̸̡̘͇͆͆̑͠t̶̫̳͇̥͆̈́ͅ ̸͍̖̹̳̅̀̏̾́t̸͇̩͙̄̇̚͜͝h̷͎͑͆̒ī̴̳͝ͅs̶͇̻̪͊͆ ̶̬̜̪̱̝̇ī̷̯͕̞̦̓͂̓ś̸̛̥̆͝ ̴̗̘̙̓͗͝m̶̡̡͓̃ͅy̶̭̓ͅ ̸̝̫̣̦͑̄͘p̵͇̦̒ŕ̶̼̝̾̅̋̇ẽ̶̘̋͌͑t̷̙̹̤̫́̐̐̕͝t̴͙͕̦̀̊̐͘ḯ̷͈̳̟ē̷̡̤̩̓̀̿͜͝ś̷̺͕̥͓́͜ţ̷̬͔̖̿̑̚ ̸̩͆̏̽͂̐f̷̬̝̬͒́ơ̶̜̊͛̒͝ṛ̵̞̏͛ḿ̸̨͉͙͛̎:̸̻̣̱̿̍(̸̳̭̆̎̍̾ͅ
lwj, staring down the black hole of wei ying’s throat: do I put my dick in or not. do I put my
