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Cleric: Pelor, we beseech the. Grant us magic to bathe your foes in holy light.Paladin: See our prayers and fill us with your holy power.C&P: Amen.Warlock: What are you doing?C:

Cleric: Whatcha doin?Warlock: Digging a hole.C: To where?W: Nowhere in particular.C: For a trap?W: Kinda. Not really.C: Ok, why then?W: Patron made it seem like a good idea.C: Oh, who

Necromancer: Arise my creation! Live!Flesh Golem: UrrrAaww damnit! Not again!N: It speaks! Wait, what?FG: You wizards have got to cut me a break. This is like the 4th time you’ve

I come from a very conservative background and this is not an isolated idea. The amount of people in that space who believe they are gifted in these ways is

Witch: I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine!Wizard: I made my saving throw but I’m down.Witch: Together we shall conquer this land and rule as arcane masters!Wizard:

Fighter: Should we let this evil monster go?Warlock: Doesn’t matter.F: What do you mean?W: Whatever we do won’t have a significant impact on anything in the universe.F: But what about

Ranger: Hey everyone! Good news, my goat companion is pregnant!Paladin: Congratulations!Cleric: Aww! Little goat babies!Rogue: Do we know who the father is?Ranger: No, she likes to go off on her

Cleric: How do you stay so trim?Fighter: We do spend a lot of time fighting.C: Yes but I’ve seen you eat. You eat as much as all of us combined.F:

Fighter: Anybody have coins?Bard: Why are you always so broke?F: It’s this damn sword. It’s +1 but it can become +2 if I put 5 coins in this slot. But

A weird part of being introverted is that I never really know when I’ll be “on”. Those that have met me know that I can be really jovial, personable, and

There are few things I hate more than having someone I don’t know at my house. Hell, even having people over that I know and like is difficult. I used