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Necromancer: Arise my creation! Live!
Flesh Golem: UrrrAaww damnit! Not again!
N: It speaks! Wait, what?
FG: You wizards have got to cut me a break. This is like the 4th time you’ve used my brain.
N: Oh, I didn’t-
FG: I’m so sick of this Frankenstein crap! Put me back.
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Flesh Golem: UrrrAaww damnit! Not again!
N: It speaks! Wait, what?
FG: You wizards have got to cut me a break. This is like the 4th time you’ve used my brain.
N: Oh, I didn’t-
FG: I’m so sick of this Frankenstein crap! Put me back.
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N: I’m not exactly su-
FG: You didn’t study the unsurrection spell!? What are they even teaching you kids at the academy these days?!
N: I’m so sorry. I’ll go get the headmaster.
FG: Is it still Gavin?
N: Y-yes.
FG: No, don’t get them. They’re an ass and I owe them 40 bucks.
FG: You didn’t study the unsurrection spell!? What are they even teaching you kids at the academy these days?!
N: I’m so sorry. I’ll go get the headmaster.
FG: Is it still Gavin?
N: Y-yes.
FG: No, don’t get them. They’re an ass and I owe them 40 bucks.
N: Ok but...
FG: Out with it kid.
N: I don’t know how to send you back.
FG: It’s simple. See that knife?
N: Yeah?
FG: Stab me with it until I die.
N: That’s not a spell?
FG: Well sometimes a wrench is a hammer. Now get to stabbing before I go all “monstrous rage” on you.
FG: Out with it kid.
N: I don’t know how to send you back.
FG: It’s simple. See that knife?
N: Yeah?
FG: Stab me with it until I die.
N: That’s not a spell?
FG: Well sometimes a wrench is a hammer. Now get to stabbing before I go all “monstrous rage” on you.
N: *grunts in exertion*
FG: You’re not very good at this.
N: Actually, I’m pretty good.
FG: Could have fooled me.
N: No, not at stabbing. You’re right. But I made you nearly invincible when I made your body.
FG: Oh, well that is pretty good...
N: Thank you.
FG: ...for you.
FG: You’re not very good at this.
N: Actually, I’m pretty good.
FG: Could have fooled me.
N: No, not at stabbing. You’re right. But I made you nearly invincible when I made your body.
FG: Oh, well that is pretty good...
N: Thank you.
FG: ...for you.
FG: Where did you find my brain?
N: It was locked away. You were supposedly one of the smartest minds from this school.
FG: Couldn’t have been that smart if my brain ended up in a jar. Let me guess, you stole the brain to prove some point or have me exact revenge for you?
N: It was locked away. You were supposedly one of the smartest minds from this school.
FG: Couldn’t have been that smart if my brain ended up in a jar. Let me guess, you stole the brain to prove some point or have me exact revenge for you?
N: I didn’t know you had already need resurrected.
FG: Yeah, give something 20 years and its legend. 100 years and people forget. So why am I here?
N: I just wanted to talk.
FG: Really? I’m not what all the stories say kid, I assure you.
N: ...
FG: Alright. Out with it.
FG: Yeah, give something 20 years and its legend. 100 years and people forget. So why am I here?
N: I just wanted to talk.
FG: Really? I’m not what all the stories say kid, I assure you.
N: ...
FG: Alright. Out with it.
N: You’re my grandfather. Or grandmother. Well my great great great gr-
FG: Alright. I get it. No more greats, it’ll go to my head. You’re sure about this?
N: Pretty sure.
FG: Well that complicated things. Now I’m bound by arcane paths to help you.
N: Really!?
FG: No.
FG: Alright. I get it. No more greats, it’ll go to my head. You’re sure about this?
N: Pretty sure.
FG: Well that complicated things. Now I’m bound by arcane paths to help you.
N: Really!?
FG: No.
FG: But if you are my... grandchild, I’ll help you.
N: Really!? Thank you so much!
FG: Don’t thank me kid. I just can’t have my descendants ruining my good name by being lackluster wizards.
N: Hey! I brought you back!
FG: What? You want congrats?
N: Yes?
FG: Lesson one: No.
N: Really!? Thank you so much!
FG: Don’t thank me kid. I just can’t have my descendants ruining my good name by being lackluster wizards.
N: Hey! I brought you back!
FG: What? You want congrats?
N: Yes?
FG: Lesson one: No.
N: I think I’m going to regret this.
FG: You and me both kid.
N: Well...
FG: What?
N: What’s the next lesson?
FG: Lesson two: A wizard must be sneaky. Secret me into the cafeteria.
N: You just want to eat everything.
FG: I was DEAD a few minutes ago. Cut me some slack.
FG: You and me both kid.
N: Well...
FG: What?
N: What’s the next lesson?
FG: Lesson two: A wizard must be sneaky. Secret me into the cafeteria.
N: You just want to eat everything.
FG: I was DEAD a few minutes ago. Cut me some slack.
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