Cleric: Whatcha doin?

Warlock: Digging a hole.

C: To where?

W: Nowhere in particular.

C: For a trap?

W: Kinda. Not really.

C: Ok, why then?

W: Patron made it seem like a good idea.

C: Oh, who is your patron?

W: Depression.
#DnD
C: I didn& #39;t know.

W: Yeah, it& #39;s kind of weird. But I get all these powers so I guess it& #39;s not so bad.

C: Want me to help you out of that hole?

W: No? Yes? It& #39;s kinda cozy. Want to join me?

C: No. But I& #39;ll stay with you until you tire out.

W: Then what?

C: We fill it back up
W: Seems kinda pointless. I spent all this effort digging it.

C: Yup.

W: ...

C: ...

W: I& #39;m not done digging.

C: Fair enough. I& #39;ll get some water and a book.

W: It will be a while.

C: I know.

W: It will be deep.

C: I know.

W: I may not stop.

C: I know.

W: ...thank you.
Anyway check out this cool hole I dug.
It& #39;s a pretty big hole.
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