Cleric: Whatcha doin?

Warlock: Digging a hole.

C: To where?

W: Nowhere in particular.

C: For a trap?

W: Kinda. Not really.

C: Ok, why then?

W: Patron made it seem like a good idea.

C: Oh, who is your patron?

W: Depression.
#DnD

C: I didn't know.

W: Yeah, it's kind of weird. But I get all these powers so I guess it's not so bad.

C: Want me to help you out of that hole?

W: No? Yes? It's kinda cozy. Want to join me?

C: No. But I'll stay with you until you tire out.

W: Then what?

C: We fill it back up

W: Seems kinda pointless. I spent all this effort digging it.

C: Yup.

W: ...

C: ...

W: I'm not done digging.

C: Fair enough. I'll get some water and a book.

W: It will be a while.

C: I know.

W: It will be deep.

C: I know.

W: I may not stop.

C: I know.

W: ...thank you.

Anyway check out this cool hole I dug.

It's a pretty big hole.