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Cleric: Pelor, we beseech the. Grant us magic to bathe your foes in holy light.
Paladin: See our prayers and fill us with your holy power.
C&P: Amen.
Warlock: What are you doing?
C: Praying for magic. Don& #39;t you?
W: No.
C: Oh?
W: Watch. Yo Asmodeus! Where& #39;s my magic!?
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Paladin: See our prayers and fill us with your holy power.
C&P: Amen.
Warlock: What are you doing?
C: Praying for magic. Don& #39;t you?
W: No.
C: Oh?
W: Watch. Yo Asmodeus! Where& #39;s my magic!?
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C: Y-you can& #39;t speak to such a powerful being that way! Even if they are a devil!
P: I liked it.
C: Hush!
W: Why not?
C: What if they don& #39;t grant you magic?
W: Then they are both a coward and in breach of their contract. I& #39;ll just sue them. Besides they need me.
P: I liked it.
C: Hush!
W: Why not?
C: What if they don& #39;t grant you magic?
W: Then they are both a coward and in breach of their contract. I& #39;ll just sue them. Besides they need me.
C: Wait, you can sue the gods?
W: Yes. It& #39;s pr-
Asmodeus: Somebody called me?
W: Yeah, I did. I need a few spell slots. So make with the magic already.
A: Whatever. Anything *important* you need?
W: Not really, I thought you& #39;d enjoy laughing at these two, praying for magic.
W: Yes. It& #39;s pr-
Asmodeus: Somebody called me?
W: Yeah, I did. I need a few spell slots. So make with the magic already.
A: Whatever. Anything *important* you need?
W: Not really, I thought you& #39;d enjoy laughing at these two, praying for magic.
A: Who is your God?
P: Pelor.
A: Oh man, that dude sucks. I bet he made you work through a bunch of prayers that sound meaningful but are vapid nonsense just to heal somebody.
C: Our god is generous and ki-
A: Yeah, generous. As long as the collection plate moves.
W: Got em!
P: Pelor.
A: Oh man, that dude sucks. I bet he made you work through a bunch of prayers that sound meaningful but are vapid nonsense just to heal somebody.
C: Our god is generous and ki-
A: Yeah, generous. As long as the collection plate moves.
W: Got em!
C: Oh yeah!? Well they said you needed them?
A: Oh really? Well they& #39;re not completely wrong. Thought it& #39;s less "need" and more "I give power to pretty much anyone who asks but a full Warlock contract is a pain-and-a-half to do so I don& #39;t want to do it again."
A: Oh really? Well they& #39;re not completely wrong. Thought it& #39;s less "need" and more "I give power to pretty much anyone who asks but a full Warlock contract is a pain-and-a-half to do so I don& #39;t want to do it again."
W: Yeah!
A: Yes. Wait, no. I give you power to make changes in the world I see fit, like spreading chaos and amusing me. I don& #39;t give you power to get in pissing contests with others.
W: Whatever *dad*!
A: Our contract says I give you powers, not that they have to be pleasant.
A: Yes. Wait, no. I give you power to make changes in the world I see fit, like spreading chaos and amusing me. I don& #39;t give you power to get in pissing contests with others.
W: Whatever *dad*!
A: Our contract says I give you powers, not that they have to be pleasant.
