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Cleric: Pelor, we beseech the. Grant us magic to bathe your foes in holy light.
Paladin: See our prayers and fill us with your holy power.
C&P: Amen.
Warlock: What are you doing?
C: Praying for magic. Don't you?
W: No.
C: Oh?
W: Watch. Yo Asmodeus! Where's my magic!?
#DnD
Paladin: See our prayers and fill us with your holy power.
C&P: Amen.
Warlock: What are you doing?
C: Praying for magic. Don't you?
W: No.
C: Oh?
W: Watch. Yo Asmodeus! Where's my magic!?
#DnD
C: Y-you can't speak to such a powerful being that way! Even if they are a devil!
P: I liked it.
C: Hush!
W: Why not?
C: What if they don't grant you magic?
W: Then they are both a coward and in breach of their contract. I'll just sue them. Besides they need me.
P: I liked it.
C: Hush!
W: Why not?
C: What if they don't grant you magic?
W: Then they are both a coward and in breach of their contract. I'll just sue them. Besides they need me.
C: Wait, you can sue the gods?
W: Yes. It's pr-
Asmodeus: Somebody called me?
W: Yeah, I did. I need a few spell slots. So make with the magic already.
A: Whatever. Anything *important* you need?
W: Not really, I thought you'd enjoy laughing at these two, praying for magic.
W: Yes. It's pr-
Asmodeus: Somebody called me?
W: Yeah, I did. I need a few spell slots. So make with the magic already.
A: Whatever. Anything *important* you need?
W: Not really, I thought you'd enjoy laughing at these two, praying for magic.
A: Who is your God?
P: Pelor.
A: Oh man, that dude sucks. I bet he made you work through a bunch of prayers that sound meaningful but are vapid nonsense just to heal somebody.
C: Our god is generous and ki-
A: Yeah, generous. As long as the collection plate moves.
W: Got em!
P: Pelor.
A: Oh man, that dude sucks. I bet he made you work through a bunch of prayers that sound meaningful but are vapid nonsense just to heal somebody.
C: Our god is generous and ki-
A: Yeah, generous. As long as the collection plate moves.
W: Got em!
C: Oh yeah!? Well they said you needed them?
A: Oh really? Well they're not completely wrong. Thought it's less "need" and more "I give power to pretty much anyone who asks but a full Warlock contract is a pain-and-a-half to do so I don't want to do it again."
A: Oh really? Well they're not completely wrong. Thought it's less "need" and more "I give power to pretty much anyone who asks but a full Warlock contract is a pain-and-a-half to do so I don't want to do it again."
W: Yeah!
A: Yes. Wait, no. I give you power to make changes in the world I see fit, like spreading chaos and amusing me. I don't give you power to get in pissing contests with others.
W: Whatever *dad*!
A: Our contract says I give you powers, not that they have to be pleasant.
A: Yes. Wait, no. I give you power to make changes in the world I see fit, like spreading chaos and amusing me. I don't give you power to get in pissing contests with others.
W: Whatever *dad*!
A: Our contract says I give you powers, not that they have to be pleasant.
*later*
C: Cast fireball already!
W: I can't!
*poof*
C: What's that!?
W: An... amended contract. *ahem* "Because you talk so much crap I was confused on which orifice you casted magic with. Hope the new "southward" mana focus point is more to your liking."
C: *dies laughing*
C: Cast fireball already!
W: I can't!
*poof*
C: What's that!?
W: An... amended contract. *ahem* "Because you talk so much crap I was confused on which orifice you casted magic with. Hope the new "southward" mana focus point is more to your liking."
C: *dies laughing*
