Fighter: Anybody have coins?

Bard: Why are you always so broke?

F: It’s this damn sword. It’s +1 but it can become +2 if I put 5 coins in this slot. But it only stays that way for a few minutes.

B: Your sword has micro transactions?

F: I can get new costumes for it too.
#DnD

Bard: Costumes?

Fighter: I can get a mustache and sunglasses or maybe a cute bow.

B: Please explain.

F: I get Weapon Coins with the real coins. Then I can spend them on costumes, color swaps, voices...

B: Weapon Coins for real coins?

F: They work on any connected weapon...

Bard: Is there any way to get stuff without using gold?

Fighter: Yeah! It’s tied to battles so I can gain Weapon Coins by killing dragons and stuff.

B: You can either kill to kill better or pay to kill better?

F: Yes. Is that a problem?

B: It feels wrong but I don’t know why.

Cleric: What’s all the fuss?

B: This micro transaction sword.

C: Oh cool! My holy symbol is like that!

B: Doesn’t your power come from a god?

C: Yeah but I get pushed up on the prayer queue and unlock new voice filters for Pelor.

B: I’m... going to take some ethics classes.