I assume these assholes complaining about missing one goddamn thanksgiving have never been deployed or needed the overtime or couldn’t get the day off and they’re sure as shit not gay.
The fuck kind of life have you led that means missing one holiday is a crushing blow. It’s a made up holiday. Make it up later. Most of us have or have had jobs where it’s a fucking crapshoot if you get holidays at all and you fucking crying about it is a goddamn joke.
A whole goddamn lot of us have had to show up at 8pm, or earlier, on fucking thanksgiving, because Target needed to make a buck. Now you fucking care about thanksgiving. When you have to miss it.
I’m so fucking tired of hearing about it. Stay home. Watch some movies. You’ll live. And you won’t murder anyone else with your selfish, deranged obsession with a meaningless holiday.
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