If this movie doesn’t end with KS dumping Harper and running away with Aubrey Plaza, I’m gonna punch someone.

It’s fine. Harper might have to grow the fuck up and then she can meet a human-size dyke.

Harper’s weird sister is okay though. Another ending I’d accept. KS and the weird, more likely lesbian than Harper, sister bang.

If you were ever in love with Josh Hartnett, you’re a lesbian now.

I’m too sober for this.

Is it over yet? I was trying to figure out if this is supposed to be comedy or horror and I blacked out.

Me, every time KS and Aubrey are in the same scene: KISS HER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

The thing about being assigned a Dan Levy as a baby dyke is that they’re always right. And you know they’re always right. But you never do fucking listen to him.

I’m not mad at you, KS. I know it’s hard to tell if a girl’s into you unless she puts her tongue in your mouth.

Aubrey is the only reason I’m still watching this shit. I love you. Call me.

We’re pausing a lot because I’m now accidentally too stoned for this and I’ve gone to fridge four times now for a Diet Coke and I still don’t have Diet Coke.

Another thing is if you dated that guy in high school, you’re a lesbian now. I was going to make fun of their names but I guess all the Harpers and Rikers and Hunters and Wyatts are old enough to drink now.

This movie is the worst thing to happen to lesbians since chasing Amy

The painting is lovely. This entire family is trash except for the weird sister.

OH MY FUCKING GOD IS THIS A LECTURE IN HOW WE’RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL SORRY FOR HARPER FUCK OFF ABSOLUTELY NOT

Don’t date closet cases, kids. Dan’s wrong. It does actually mean they don’t love you. Unless there are extenuating circumstances and no, your fancy ass Republican parents are assholes is not extenuating circumstances unless they’re paying for your college or some shit.

I think I might actually hate this movie more than I hate chasing Amy. And I’d still punch Kevin Smith for chasing Amy. (He knows he deserves it. It’s fine.) But this was an inside job. And that is fucking dirty.

You’ll probably fucking love this fucking movie if you’re straight. Enjoy. It sure as shit isn’t for us.

I’ve answered the same question like four times in this thread. I don’t know the name and I’m not looking for it and I’m not typing it. Something with Kristen Stewart and Aubrey plaza on Hulu.

Here’s the thing. You’re going to watch it. You’ll start it, at least. That first time it hurts you, know that it doesn’t get better. It gets so much worse. And then it’ll tell you it’s your fault.