We should be able to fine people who give advice though.

It should cost $100 to explain a joke tweet.

$500 to drop any version of “hang in there buddy” or “it’s not so bad” under a this shit’s fucked up and bullshit joke

If i complain about writing and you either give advice or tell me I can write, you should have to sign over your house

Tagging me in a shiba inu picture five months after my Akita died should cost you at least a kidney

If you don’t understand that some of us just swear a lot and it should be read in the exact same tone as the instructions for nuking a frozen burrito, you should have to donate your brain to science. And also we get your house.

Bragging about being blocked by a woman on Twitter should get you blocked by the entirety of Twitter. Except promoted tweets. That’s all you should see. Some sad sack who paid to promote a tweet he stole from a tshirt he saw at target in 2007

If you’re a private account and reply to someone who doesn’t follow you, you should have to give up your phone, and the internet.