You ever look at someone, say, the probable nominee they’re going to try to shove forward, Amy Cone Barrett, and you’re like, dude, she looks like she’s in a cult and then lol oh good, she’s literally in a motherfucking cult

IT’S FINE

Don’t fucking tell me this isn’t a fucking cult I swear to Christ y’all use the goddamn word for everything. I do not.

Oh look, her fucking cult literally fucking inspired the Handmaids Tale. Cool. This is cool. https://www.newsweek.com/amy-coney-barrett-people-praise-group-inspired-handmaids-tale-1533293

1-2-3-4-5-6, SIX hardcore Catholics on the court now, she could be 7, but this rabid fucking lunatic makes the other 6 look like Unitarians, throw in an attorney general who refers to the Inquisition as the golden years, and we’re gonna fucking wish we had Sharia law.

Motherfuckers arguing about who Atwood was thinking about when she wrote a book like that’s the fucking point not that a probable scotus nominee is a member of lunatic fucking cult that subjugates women.

And this disingenuous fuck pretending I called her a catholic. I called her a cult member because she’s a fucking cult member. Please argue cults with me. I am super excited to tell you you’re dumb as shit. https://twitter.com/khalidbinyaqub/status/1308220434668834817

The fuck are “catholic eyes?” Is that when you’re trying to stare through your eyebrows like that’ll keep them open in the fourth hour of a wedding?

(Your funerals are also too long. Signed, someone who was on base honor guard and had to stand the whole damn time.)