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so if each wizard spell in #dnd is the result of years of careful groundbreaking arcane research this has...implicationsWIZARD: ahem so my doctoral thesis is about summoning fireWIZARD ESTABLISHMENT: yes
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DM: you are wandering lost in the forestSNOW WHITE: I cast speak with animalsDM: you are surrounded by friendly songbirds, but the noise attracts (rolls dice) 7 feral dwarves#dnd DM:
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DM: so moses the pharaoh is still refusing to let your people go since you botched that persuasion check, a-MOSES: i cast insect plagueDM: are you sure? we haven't fully
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DM: the lion approaches, it looks angryDANIEL: i'm keeping it. I hug the lionDM: it's a lion, it will eat you why are you doing thisDANIEL: I HUG MY NEW
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can we make a thread entirely of thirst trap D&D characters because that's a vibe I am intohttps://twitter.com/vartian/status/1252818452089237506 fighters in unnecessary crop tops and paladins straddling motorbikes they have no
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PEASANT: we need you to help usSORCERER: it's actually possible for anyone to be as powerful as I am we all start off with nothing you just have to work
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and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you always hire a queer-friendly editor apparently I am over the acceptable number of queers in my module i threw in a token
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new #dnd character idea: a druid from under the sea who has never seen any land based races before and is just FASCINATED by themDRUID: are you SURE they aren't
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i always imagine #dnd wizards to be a bit like wine puristsFIGHTER: we need a fire spell, now!WIZARD: oho well this *is* interesting (opens book) aganazzar's scorcher? incendiary cloud? perhaps
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queer people love dungeons and dragons because we have a highly developed understanding of why you might band together with a chosen family against a world of monsters that would
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