queer people love dungeons and dragons because we have a highly developed understanding of why you might band together with a chosen family against a world of monsters that would kill you given half a chance

see also: doing all your character development post-adolescence

cannot believe I spent so much time as a level 1 bard because I didn't want anyone to KNOW I WAS A BARD

in hindsight the trombone made it fucking obvious but it seemed subtle at the time

there's very little I hate more than straight people trying to tell me that an all queer tiefling bard party or whatever gay shit I'm into right now is "unrealistic"

bitch you have no idea just how fucking realistic this is