queer people love dungeons and dragons because we have a highly developed understanding of why you might band together with a chosen family against a world of monsters that would kill you given half a chance

see also: doing all your character development post-adolescence

cannot believe I spent so much time as a level 1 bard because I didn& #39;t want anyone to KNOW I WAS A BARD

in hindsight the trombone made it fucking obvious but it seemed subtle at the time

there& #39;s very little I hate more than straight people trying to tell me that an all queer tiefling bard party or whatever gay shit I& #39;m into right now is "unrealistic"

bitch you have no idea just how fucking realistic this is