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new #dnd character idea: a druid from under the sea who has never seen any land based races before and is just FASCINATED by them
DRUID: are you SURE they aren't there?
HALFLING: [sigh] for the last time I do not have gills
DRUID: not even small ones?
HALFLING: stop touching me
DRUID: are you SURE they aren't there?
HALFLING: [sigh] for the last time I do not have gills
DRUID: not even small ones?
HALFLING: stop touching me
FIGHTER: what the hell is that
DRUID: this is my familiar, the octoshark
FIGHTER: oh. does it...I mean...what does it...do?
DRUID: mostly it unscrews jar lids from the inside and eats tuna
DRUID: this is my familiar, the octoshark
FIGHTER: oh. does it...I mean...what does it...do?
DRUID: mostly it unscrews jar lids from the inside and eats tuna
DRUID: so you just walk around? all day? on these stumps?
ROGUE: yes. well, no. sometimes we sit.
DRUID: ah yes I have noted you folding yourself in half sometimes. do you not develop a crease down the middle?
ROGUE: yes. well, no. sometimes we sit.
DRUID: ah yes I have noted you folding yourself in half sometimes. do you not develop a crease down the middle?
DRUID: this fight is not lost! fear not fellow companions. we shall SWIM FOR VICTORY
FIGHTER: no
ROGUE: NO
BARD: PLEASE NO NOT AGA-
FIGHTER: no
ROGUE: NO
BARD: PLEASE NO NOT AGA-
DRUID: I have slain a land based mammal which was following us. clearly an evil spy. a filthy thing. covered in bristles. Not a hint of scale anywhere to be seen.
BARD: that. is a housecat.
DRUID: a what
BARD: that. is a housecat.
DRUID: a what
