so if each wizard spell in #dnd is the result of years of careful groundbreaking arcane research this has...implications
WIZARD: ahem so my doctoral thesis is about summoning fire
WIZARD ESTABLISHMENT: yes yes acceptable
WIZARD: but in a -cone-
WIZARD ESTABLISHMENT: [uproar]
WIZARD: ahem so my doctoral thesis is about summoning fire
WIZARD ESTABLISHMENT: yes yes acceptable
WIZARD: but in a -cone-
WIZARD ESTABLISHMENT: [uproar]
WIZARD: so about my funding application
WIZARD SAGE: yes I am afraid we had to reject it, we just don& #39;t see the merit in "a giant glowing hand of force which can crush things" and the budget was slashed last year in conjurations
WIZARD SAGE: yes I am afraid we had to reject it, we just don& #39;t see the merit in "a giant glowing hand of force which can crush things" and the budget was slashed last year in conjurations
WIZARD PROFESSOR: and I am afraid that the ethics committee HAS levelled a sanction against you for (looks at paper) "Finger of Death"
NECROMANCER: oh
WIZARD PROFESSOR: you will also need to revise the somatic component
NECROMANCER: oh
WIZARD PROFESSOR: you will also need to revise the somatic component
WIZARD: I have spent my entire career developing this spell
WIZARD 2: you cannot be serious
WIZARD: OK WELL IF SUMMONING A PILE OF GREASE IS SO EASY I& #39;D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO IT. GO ON THEN.
WIZARD 2: you cannot be serious
WIZARD: OK WELL IF SUMMONING A PILE OF GREASE IS SO EASY I& #39;D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO IT. GO ON THEN.
there is a whole grisly world of wizard academia stuffed to the gills with immortal tenured liches and cloned professors who no longer remember their own names
but I& #39;d like to see anyone try to fire a creature which can call down a meteor swarm on the recently refurbished lecture hall at whim
there& #39;s a whole wrongful termination suit in there if you destroy the wrong phylactery
there& #39;s a whole wrongful termination suit in there if you destroy the wrong phylactery
it also occurs to me that the results of 99% of researched spells would be consigned to oblivion behind a paywall and no-one ever reads them because NO-ONE CAN AFFORD 50 GOLD PIECES TO READ A PIECE ON SUMMONING FISH DEMONS DURING THE WINTER SOLSTICE