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DM: you are wandering lost in the forest
SNOW WHITE: I cast speak with animals
DM: you are surrounded by friendly songbirds, but the noise attracts (rolls dice) 7 feral dwarves
#dnd
SNOW WHITE: I cast speak with animals
DM: you are surrounded by friendly songbirds, but the noise attracts (rolls dice) 7 feral dwarves
#dnd
DM: cinderella is looking very upset that she can't go to the ball
FAIRY GODMOTHER: ok well i polymorph her rats into horses
DM: this has not fixed her problem
FAIRY GODMOTHER: I cast enlarge on her pumpkin
DM: well now she's just frightened AND crying
FAIRY GODMOTHER: ok well i polymorph her rats into horses
DM: this has not fixed her problem
FAIRY GODMOTHER: I cast enlarge on her pumpkin
DM: well now she's just frightened AND crying
DM: well poor old hansel is stuck in the cage, and the witch has her back to you
GRETEL: i shove her in the oven
DM: you are a 5 year old
GRETEL: I enter barbarian rage
GRETEL: i shove her in the oven
DM: you are a 5 year old
GRETEL: I enter barbarian rage
DM: so you've eaten her grandma. what now
WOLF: I wild shape into grandma
DM: can you even do that
WOLF: in wolf culture, grandma is a beast and I'll leave it at that
WOLF: I wild shape into grandma
DM: can you even do that
WOLF: in wolf culture, grandma is a beast and I'll leave it at that
DM: so you wake up this morning and all the shoes have been fixed yet again. the elves are back.
COBBLER: i draw my sword
COBBLER: i draw my sword
DM: I'm confused run this concept by me again
PUSS: I wear boots
DM: yes I just think your backstory could be a bit more fleshed out is all
PUSS: I wear boots
DM: yes I just think your backstory could be a bit more fleshed out is all
DM: after long searching you have finally uncovered the name of the evil enchanter
MILLER'S DAUGHTER: ok well what is it
DM:
MILLER'S DAUGHTER: you don't remember it do you
DM: YES I DO it's ...rumple.....stilt..skin? rumplestiltskin. yea. yeep. this is what I had planned.
MILLER'S DAUGHTER: ok well what is it
DM:
MILLER'S DAUGHTER: you don't remember it do you
DM: YES I DO it's ...rumple.....stilt..skin? rumplestiltskin. yea. yeep. this is what I had planned.
