DM: you are wandering lost in the forest

SNOW WHITE: I cast speak with animals

DM: you are surrounded by friendly songbirds, but the noise attracts (rolls dice) 7 feral dwarves

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DM: cinderella is looking very upset that she can't go to the ball

FAIRY GODMOTHER: ok well i polymorph her rats into horses

DM: this has not fixed her problem

FAIRY GODMOTHER: I cast enlarge on her pumpkin

DM: well now she's just frightened AND crying

DM: well poor old hansel is stuck in the cage, and the witch has her back to you

GRETEL: i shove her in the oven

DM: you are a 5 year old

GRETEL: I enter barbarian rage

DM: so you've eaten her grandma. what now

WOLF: I wild shape into grandma

DM: can you even do that

WOLF: in wolf culture, grandma is a beast and I'll leave it at that

DM: so you wake up this morning and all the shoes have been fixed yet again. the elves are back.

COBBLER: i draw my sword

DM: I'm confused run this concept by me again

PUSS: I wear boots

DM: yes I just think your backstory could be a bit more fleshed out is all

DM: after long searching you have finally uncovered the name of the evil enchanter

MILLER'S DAUGHTER: ok well what is it

DM:

MILLER'S DAUGHTER: you don't remember it do you

DM: YES I DO it's ...rumple.....stilt..skin? rumplestiltskin. yea. yeep. this is what I had planned.