PEASANT: we need you to help us

SORCERER: it's actually possible for anyone to be as powerful as I am we all start off with nothing you just have to work hard?

PEASANT: but you inherited magic

SORCERER: so what I should just help you for nothing like a COMMUNIST

#dnd

SORCERER: people act like I've never worked hard for anything

WIZARD: well you objectively haven't had to work as hard as me, for instance. which isn't your fault. but the whole magic thing was easier for you.

SORCERER: [screeeching] why are you attacking me

honestly the more of these I do the more this game comes apart at the seams