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DUNGEON MASTER: so you see character creation is very simple. the setting really only has one rule which is that you don't eat fruit from the magic tree-ADAM: 99% understoodEVE:

terfs will never succeed in reducing the number of trans people, and they know it - they just want to demean & torture queer peoplethis fight we're having, the stress

I was reading Volos Guide to Monsters on mind flayers and I don't know whose idea it was to have 'cleansing rooms' where they shave heads, take clothes and 'dispose

i know the natural 20 and the critical fail are much beloved traditional house rules of D&D (driven by a primal human desire to gamble) but I hate them and

so it's been over a month since I had a disagreement with the DMsguild over how I believe their review policy for offensive art unfairly tags queer art as more

neurodiverse wizarding- spellbook has 3 eagerly written spells & 50 resentfully half-written spells- bag of holding dirty laundry- i didn't know which spells to take so I was up all

the fiancé has been sick on and off for months since he had that wretched virus and honestly idk what to do because I am absolutely not well enough to

let's talk about queer art and censorship. As you may know, my module Curse of Hearts (shown) was deactivated by the Dungeon Master's Guild yesterday after we failed to reach

ok, here's a question for #dnd5e rules buffsthe rules sometimes use the term 'living creature' but I'm not sure how that is actually defined because for things like golems, devils

if I had to rewrite #dnd5e for a new edition- paladins, barbs and monks are types of fighter- goodbye weird vancian magic- racial ability adjustments get removed - untie experience

D&D is a game which insists by default that species of sentient creatures can be inherently evil by nature, which no doubt links back to its central design as a

the lesbians over there building furniture together while the boyfriend and I have (in our sublime indolence) resorted to using the dining table to prop up the tv because all