i always imagine #dnd wizards to be a bit like wine purists

FIGHTER: we need a fire spell, now!

WIZARD: oho well this *is* interesting (opens book) aganazzar& #39;s scorcher? incendiary cloud? perhaps a quick & #39;essaim de météores& #39;, if that& #39;s not too robust at this time of day-

[explosion]

WIZARD 1: *sniffs the air* ah! ...I thought as much. A hint of bat guano. Claude, you absolute maverick.

WIZARD 2: (produces a cheeseboard) well, it is your birthday

FIGHTER: we need more firepower! Wizard what the hell are you doing up there?!

WIZARD: a decent lightning bolt needs time to mature. You can& #39;t just throw any old line of electricity at a demon lord, they& #39;ll laugh us right out of the room

WIZARD: bear with me I need to decide which of bigby& #39;s hands I& #39;m summoning

FIGHTER: they are all the same just choose

WIZARD: (deadly quiet) the same?

FIGHTER: i didn& #39;t mean-

WIZARD: (lightning hands) no no please. explain to me how they are all the same.

FIGHTER: please, PLEASE just cast the spell

WIZARD: you can& #39;t just CAST Krenzor& #39;s Disembowelment. you have to let it come when it wishes

FIGHTER: dear god man they& #39;re EATING the BARD

WIZARD: look his fate is lamentable but I will not be prodded into philistinism