DM: the lion approaches, it looks angry

DANIEL: i'm keeping it. I hug the lion

DM: it's a lion, it will eat you why are you doing this

DANIEL: I HUG MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE LION
DM: so how do you plan to go about building this temple

SOLOMON: I cast summon demon

DM: this *cannot* be allowed (checks book)

DM:

DM: ok you have a demon and I guess it helps buil-

SOLOMON: I cast it again
NOAH: I cast druidcraft to check the weather tomorrow

DM:

NOAH: why are you making that face
I will see you all after my excommunication
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